Wish granted. You are immune to all immunites. This leaves you sick forever. A constant stream of mucus spews from your nose

I wish that my mom hadnt just broken the pump on my new bottle of lotion. Y must she constantly touch things?

 

wish granted your mam does not excist any more which saves your things from getting broke but unfortuneatly that means you dont exist anymore as well so no things . aaaaarrrrhhhh.....

wish that i could get some things done around the house and wasn't just sitting around on my backside making up wishes about getting of my backside to do things around the house

 

Um.....granted. Its to confusing so um.....power lines and your penis falls off. Yea there you go.

I wish I wasnt light headed

 

Your wish is gratned but now you are heavy-headed and can not think at all due to drowsyness.

I wish I didn't have to go see my parents.

 

Your wish is granted you battery dies so you can't go.

Wish all my friends on forum could get together somewhere.

 

(you forgot to corrupt my wish )
Your wish is granted but you come to realize while we are good friends online, some of them are so annoying in real life that you wish you didn't make the wish.

I wish my mother in law was happy.

 

Sure I corrupted it, you had a dead battery to deal with. Like I have on one of my cars, and the damned supply store keeps telling me there is nothing wrong with it after taking it in 3 times when it went dead after not driving for 3 days.

Wish granted your mother gets happy and loves you so much, then she elopes with a stranger and you never hear from her again. Is never hear from again bad enough?

 

Your silent wish is granted, but at a price. When you go out dancing, you twist your ankle causing you to fall on the hard floor where you hit your head. You enter into a coma for 8 years and when you wake from the coma the first thing you hear is Jeb Bush is the new president.

I wish the laundry would get done.

 

i come round to DB's place and do his laundry (NAKED)... however all your clothes get stolen off the clothes line...........

i have a new flatscreen monitor.... i wish it wasn't fucking up

 

it isn't but some uber hacker keeps posting pictures of his 4 in cock on your screen.

I wish someone would make the wish for me I'm pretty damned easy right now.

 

wish granted: but they wish they had control over you now your someone mindless slave

I wish my head would stop hurting so I can go to sleep

 

Wish granted, but you take a sleeping pill and it makes you groggy and irritable the next day.

I wish something would happen.

 

cradles anquanette's head in my lap, stroking her hair whispering in her ear until her headache goes..........

i wish i didnt have the flu so i could have sex tonight

 

Something happens and its bad!....... I wish my ex would stop calling

 

This is supposed to be a horrible wish game. Suppose that someone has a nice ass in a tight pair of jeans and wanting me to abuse their sexy ass, I could live ok as a slave I think.

 

You dont have the flu,you have the clap!...I still wish my ex would stop calling

 

yeah you could if the person did not prefer girls and wants nothing to do with you, but said person do prefer girls and wants nothing to do with you

 

Aww that is so sweet and would make my headache go away

 

Your silent wish is granted. However while you sleep off the flu, little wish gremlins enter your home and put all your bras and panties in the wash then place them in the freezer.

I wish I was swimming.

 

wish granted your now in the middle of the atlantic ocean surounded by sharks

wish i hadnt slept in to much my head hurts now