Wow that was brutal. Horrible in deed.

 

trying to get back on track

Wish granted. Your up at the crack of dawn every morning forever.

I wish all the cool established mambers would come back despite some of the newbies being ass holes.

 

They all come back,but now they are all assholes,they flame everything you say!..........I wish this cool thread you started would go on forever!

 

Wish granted. You are now in hell for eternity doing nothing but responding to the horrible wish thread which unfortunately isn't cool enough given your environment.

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

You think up a wish,but its really stupid and everyone hates you..........I wish my friend here wasnt pissed off tonight

 

Oh hooray some one thinks something i did is cool. *does her goofy happy dance* I feel so loved.

 

I'd rather be pissed of then.....

Your friend is no longer pissed off. Instead he is pissed ON and smells of urine. But he has no sense of smell and thinks your a liar when you tell him he smells bad.

I wish the coffee shop near me with the hot coffe guy hadnt gone out of business.Hot coffee guy"Wow you must really like coffee this is your third one today" Goofy giggly me"Oh well you know how it is college girl gotta be up all night"

 

The coffee shop is still open. and stays open 24/7. the staff are so exhausted from working nonstop for days and weeks and months that they all eventually collapse from exhaustion and die.

I wish to be a living winged statue made of diamond, with full movement, thought, desires, wants, needs and wishes.

 

Ok but you cut everyone you touch.

I wish someone would post something in my Favorite Dreams thread damn you!!!!!!

 

Wish granted, but my entry will be unrelentingly boring.

I wish for some stuff.

 

Thank you it seems to me (it may be this way always) but any thread I start needs to have a few responses before a larger number of people read them.

 

You get your stuff and it sucks.

I wish for one of those maids on the porn channels

 

Wish granted. Your maid's name is Chelle and wears a very skimpy, revealing french maid outfit. And Chelle turns out to be a well hung shemale. Everytime she bends over you can't help but notice the bulge in her panties.

I wish I was sleeping.

 

Completely off topic, what is it with this magical name thing that is going on around me all the time. I read a book and there are either my name or names of people I know as the characters. Last post chelle,, my Tgirl girlfriend is named Michelle. Happend 3 times last week, and twice today.

Prince Deadboy: You are sleeping, but like Rip Van Winkle you do not awak for 1000 years and when you do you find that machines have taken over the world and you are the last human, and they want to assimilate you, Resistance is Futile.

I wish D really would come to LV and marry me for real.

 

D comes to vegas and you go to get married but the elvis chapel burns down before you get a chance to say "i do "

i'm feeling lazy so i wish someone would come and cook dinner for me tonight

 

Wish granted. I come and cook for you. But I dont know jack about cooking and end up destroying dinner.

I wish the forum hadnt fucked up and not posted my post from last night.

 

Ok,The forum did not fuck up and lose your post!....It E-mailed all your stuff to your Mother.....I wish I was really rich!

 

wish granted but people keep bugging you for money until you eventually kill yourself

I wish I had some lasagna

 

~ POOF! ~ you get one teaspoonful of lasagna . . . and it has mold on it.

I wish the horrible result posted by the next person will backfire on them.

 

I would tackle this, but my brain isn't awake and witty yet...