The backfire hits me full in the face and kills me.

I wish to be unliving.

 

Wish granted, you are unliving, but you are sent to follow around the one person you hate the most for the rest of your life, with a hard on that you can't get to go away

 

LMFAO thank you for a good laugh. Margret Thatcher (British Ex-Primeminister) will be shocked. lol lol lol

 

amazing, but i forgot tpost my wish

I wish i wasn't sunburned anymore, because my face is all red, and blah

 

Wish granted, but instead of being sunburnt, you have a strange condition that makes your face red as an apple when hot, blue as a blueberry when cool.

I wish my girlfriend and husband would stop fighting.

 

This is cruel, beware.

They stop fighting, fall in love, and your husband leaves you, then you fall in love with me and we get married, and live happily ever after, my love.

I wish D was coming here to really marry me, but will be so glad to meet her in real life, she is so wonderful.

 

D comes to marry you,however she has really bad and annoying habits and ruins your life......I wish I could get outside today!

 

The building catches fire so you have to go outside.

Wish there were 30 hours in a day and I only had to sleep 6 of them.

 

(You are too sweet hun, if my wish had corrupted like that, I wouldn't mind being married to a sweet dear soul like you ^.^)
Wish granted, but the 6 hours you sleep would be fitful and not very refreshing.

I wish I was a size 12 dress size

 

You get to be a size 12 after literally dancing you ass off, and then the visit to your family helps you lose another 10 pounds.

I wish I would get off here and go do what I was going to do an hour ago.

 

youu wish is granted you get off the computer and are instantly transported one hour back in time to do the thing that your supposed to do but now your stuck in a loop and every hour your transported back again in time forever doing the same thing again and again

wish i could get some sleep so can be awake in the mornig nice and refresshed

 

Wish granted, you fall asleep and in the morning when you wake up, you are completely refreshed, but you roll over to find a stranger pesron in your bed, 3 kids sitting there waiting for you, and you are told that day, that unfortunately, you may never have sex again, but will always be horny

I wish that i never left the forum because i missed TOO much lol

 

wish granted you have never left the forum and have never missed a single thread or post but you are so wanting not to miss a single moment that you end up sittng at your computer totally naked playing with your self over all the naughty pics. movies, and conversations for the rest of your life. forgetting about food and water till you waste away......

but am sure you had a good time while on and get about 20,000 posts on the forum

wish i could think of something funny and witty to brighten the lives of the person who grants my wish

 

Wish granted, but the person takes it the wrong way, and tells the whole forum you are a horrible person and no one here ever talks to you again

i wish i had someone at my house, who was completely gorgeous and make me a huge romantic dinner..!

 

wish granted you get some one who is the most amazing person ever and makes you the most perfect dinner you can imagine

unfortunatly you have a alergic reaction and start being sick every where all over the place , and all over the the person as well

wish i was with a beautiful and gorgeous women and having wild sex with her where we where both enjoying ourselves and each others body till climaxing together in pleasure

 

the irony of me popping in here...lol

 

well is my wish granted givinup and whats yours ase well

 

Wish is granted, you have sex with me and givin, and we all have an amazing night with mind blowing climaxes....

but the next day you wake up to find out, we both decided to go lesbian, and not let you watch..hehe...


My wish is that tonight, my date goes right once, because after the horrible break up, i deserve sometihng nice once.....

 

You certainly do deserve something nice. So your date goes right, but then he has to leave town for a new job and you dont see him again.

Next time date me.

Wish that I could stay awake for 24 hours every day. (I know I asked for this one)

 

wish granted

I wish that I was rich and didnt have to work and could travel around the world in one of those $200,000 mobil homes and meet all kinds of new ppl and do all kinds of crazy shit