Granted - you live out the rest of your life wallowing in debauchery and passionless sex...


I wish I had an invitation to your party...

 

Granted! You go to blackroses party. You become obsessed with her and get convicted for stalking.Your lawyer really sucks and you get twenty years in a small room with a redneck named Bubba. Bubba decides he reallly likes you and you have to give in to his wishes.......I wish I was moving faster today.

 

Granted. Your movin like Fios baby!!! Even your shadow can't keep up. But you dont even get to enjoy the orgies of sex with gorgeous women becuase your going so fast.

I wish my ear wasn't blocked up.

 

Granted, your bowels are now clogged and you can't shit for a week.

I wish my fetish weren't so freaky.

 

Indeed








I wish I had better day or I don’t wish anything at the moment.



Hope I didn’t ruined this game. Please proceed after Azriel again.

 

Granted - you have the bestr day of your life... everything you've ever wanted becomes your as soon as you think of it to the pointn that your mind has to shut down and you are confined to a mental institution for the rest of your natural life

I wish I had just been nice to Ilion

 

Granted, your head explodes from indecision.

I wish LL weren't so wishy-washy.

 

Granted - but you get to play Wishy-Washy in pantomime every seaon for the rest of your life... repeating exactly the same lines year after year after year after year after year......

I wish I could find something to like about Az

 

Granted, you now worship all that is AZRIEL.

I wish that acid rain wasn't so refreshing.

 

Granted ... the acid rain pouring on your parade is no longer refreshing it has suddenly become toxic and filled with daisies and carnations

I wish I lost my teasing ability (jk ~ where would i be without you guys)

 

Granted, you hair lies pasted to your head.

I wish laughing at someone else's misfortunes wasn't so gratifying.

 

Granted - but you a serious case of hiccups and die by strangulation from the air trapped in your throat

I wish BR was here to really make my day complete

 

Granted BR is not at your mercy pleasing you in everyway you demand but her unfortunately her mouth broke and needed to be wired shut.

I wish my mouth was not wired shut.

 

Granted, your pussy is now wired shut.

I wish there was no tomorrow.

 

Granted - you are dead


I wish that I could wander amongst the clouds

 

I'm dead...DUH!

Granted, but soon the LSD wears off and you go insane from the reality of your life.

I wish I hadn't reached in my glovebox and pulled out my piece to wreck that fuckers' ride.

 

Granted his ride doesn't get fucked - YOURS does when he pulls out HIS piece (FNAR)

I wish I didn't get so drunk on the elixier of life

 

you weren't drunk I replaced the elixier, I replaced it with flavored water

I wish I could stay and play

 

Granted.. the elixir is past it's sell-by date, and had the reverse effect and you become an alcoholic manic depressive with homicidal tendencies...

I wish I was SMC

 

Granted, only she hates having a clone and commits murder/suicide.

I wish I had never threw that plesiosaur into the Loch Ness.