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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Granted - no - NOT granted - its urban myth - leave it alone :eek:

    I wish I hadn't eaten that orange - I now know why I don't like them :(
     
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  2. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Granted, you ate a shit asndwich instead.

    I wish today wasn't tomorrow, yesterday.
     
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  3. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Granted, but then you can't even remember tomorrow.

    I wish I didn't have to sleep.
     
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  4. lollylover

    lollylover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Granted - but you slip intio a zombie-like state and become Azriel's pawn in his evil plot to take over the world and fill it with fluffy bunny-rabbits :D

    I wish my imagination was on a par with SMC's... (wow, what a compliment! :))
     
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  5. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Granted, you now have no grasp of what reality is.

    I wish the number of the beast was unlisted.
     
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  6. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Granted, but now he always calls you during dinner time, spouting his rhetoric about the apocalypse.

    I wish the grim reaper was a little more active.
     
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  7. Steel Rod

    Steel Rod Porn Star

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    Granted, he'll be coming to your door next.


    I wish I had more money.......:D
     
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  8. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Granted, but it still isn't enough to pay off all of your hooker debts.:D

    I wish I had more time.
     
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  9. lollylover

    lollylover Porn Star Suspended!

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    granted - but you are overcome with a serious case of philanthropy and give every penny away and spend your last days shacked up in a Salvation Army Hostel


    I wish I had back every penny I have ever earned
     
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  10. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Granted - but it's all in ha'pennies and you've got nowhere to store it so it gets robbed by the bagheads living down the street to feed their addiction and you're the target for the magnet thief gang of, umm where ever it is you live.

    I wish I could fall asleep counting sheep
     
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  11. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Wish granted.....you do.....but the 112th one you got to before dropping off suddenly comes to life and pisses in your mouth!!

    Sweet dreams. :D:D:D

    I wish I had a sense of humour!
     
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  12. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Me too.
     
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  13. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Oohhhhhhh.....touchy eh? PMSL
     
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  14. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Granted, you are still the only one to laugh at your jokes.

    I wish it was the end as we know it.
     
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  15. lollylover

    lollylover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Granted--- but the end justifies the means so we start all over again


    I wish I was as smart as other's on the forum seem to think they are
     
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  16. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Wish granted.....but your brain just imploded inside your head.



    I wish for a peaceful night's sleep in about half an hour......

    and I'm going to get it!!!
     
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  17. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    'Others' didn't need the apostrophe.

    Do get a proper grip of English grammar will you? :)
     
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  18. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Granted, you soon see the fishes.

    I wish I lived in Honalee.
     
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  19. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Granted but you have to wear a grass skirt and dance for the tourists lol

    I wish I'd topped up the other mobile d'oh
     
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  20. lollylover

    lollylover Porn Star Suspended!

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    So do I; perhaps you'd have answered when I rang...:D


    I wish I had SMC's phone number..:(
     
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