Granted, I'll give you a milk dud, but it's in between my butt cheeks.

I wish you didn't bump this thread...

 

granted but it came up somehow anyway

I wish people would appreciate this brilliant thread more

 

Granted, but that is a really hard wish to turn horrible, so nobody follows up on your post and it sinks away again.

I wish more people would participate in this thread.

 

granted.....yes, I disobey the rules and just grant your wish....so what?!

I wish for a drink

 

granted, sleeping pills dissolved in it,u drink it and fall asleep and never get to see the sun rise as u wished 4 b4!

I wish the pool is clean !

 

Granted, the pool is now sparkling clean, but it's February 14th, so it's completely frozen.

I wish that soda was cheaper.

 

granted but it tastes like pee

I wish my life wasn´t so stressy sometimes

 

Granted, you now become so stressed out, that you just become catatonic and stress will never bother you again.

I wish that I had artistic and musical ability.

 

granted but its only you who think so

I wish I was a millionaire

 

Granted, the closest person that you love just died in a negligent death and you win the money in a class action law suit, but you are still broken by the death.

I wish I could do it.

 

You can; what is it?

I wish I could hold "her" in my arms tonight.

 

granted, then you wake up.

i wish my shadow didnt shed its skin

 

Granted- now you know how it feels to be American.

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.

 

Granted, but it's one that was made for the Guinness Book of world records and weighs three tons. You have to eat it all.

I wish I could wake up in the morning in my loved one's arms.

 

granted but her skin is icey cold

I wish i could drive up to see my Girl.

 

Granted, but she didn't know you were coming and was fucking someone else.

I wish i wouldn't ruin your wishes.

 

Granted, you are now dead and unable to.

I wish I was sexy.

 

Granted, but since i'm dead i haunt you ass untill you kill yourself.

I wish you knew how to please me.

 

Granted, but you cum so much that you die of fatigue.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

 

Granted ,but he kills you,see he was smuggled out of China,he saw his parents being eaten by Chinese and he was to go next,but his mother's damaged heart saved him when the lady who ate it started throwing up and the ppl left the restaurant, the restaurant owner shot him in the leg,but the little monkey managed to escape,you got him because you though "oh,a humping monkey,how cute",RIP bug.

I wish i don't have mosquitos in here!