granted but now you have killer-bees in there

I wish I didn´t have to do all this writing

 

Granted, you now type by thinking the words.

I wish i could spare your feelings.

 

granted but you hurt even more now

I wish tomorrow was Sunday again

 

Granted; life has now turned into Groundhog Day.

I wish she'll be online tonight.

 

granted but only if you tell me who she is

I wish for that groundhog day....

 

Granted, mass confusion results, causing church goers to commit mass suicide on communal wine and wafers.

- granted, but she puts you on ignore

granted

I wish life was a gameshow

 

granted but you lose constantly and the guy with the shiny white teeth and the blonde hair, who looks like Brad Pitt always wins

I wish I had a really good drink

 

(Well, why don't you ask then? )

Granted. You now will live this Sunday over and over again for the rest of eternity.

I wish I could figure it all out.

 

Granted you are a contestant on the 'Escalator Of LiIiiiiife!' *crowd hoots and howls* Show bombs and ratings don't even get off the starting bimp!! CANNED!!

I wish I could feel empathy for the plight of the ravens :?

 

granted, the ravens pick your brain out through your skull

i wish cornucopias were carnivorous

 

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Granted! You are devoured by a Cornucopia.

I wish we had a better palate for our texts. ​

 

granted but your texts still suck :lol:

I wish someone would do my homework for me

 

Granted! But you didn't learn anything from the reading I did, and I got all the math problems wrong.

I wish I could do homework with you.

 

Granted, but it's like the homework in your dreams and you have no idea what the hell "trigonumerolgy principals of bionature" even is and for some reason, you are in your underpants.

I wish could have a heart attack...

 

Granted- just keep eating like you do and you'll be fine.

I wish I had a pizza taco.

 

granted, but its folded upside down, so all the toppings fall off and all you're left woth is a tasteless, soggy bun.

i wish i didnt have work tommorrow.

 

Wish granted, however the pizza sauce soaks through the taco shell and into your lap, ruining the brand new pair of jeans you just bought.

I wish I hadn't jammed my thumb today.

 

Granted! You died instead; go directly to Hell; do not pass GO do not collect $200.

I wish I had breakfast.

 

granted, but the eggs are cold an runny

I wish i could shit gold turds.

 

granted, but they all flush down your toilet

I wish I wasn´t in such a strange mood