1. Exclusively lesbian movies with a guy in them!
2. Watching a woman suck on a dildo whether it's a strap on or not (the look of pseudo enjoyment is priceless)
3. Porno actresses who talk during a blowjob, guys would talk while eating pussy but, then they'd lose count on what letter they were on! :excited:
4. Any porno star that tries to act, if I want pseudo sex and bad acting I'll watch a soap opera!
5. Gaping of an asshole looks more like a biology lesson than something I want to fuck? :wall:
6. To all porno directors (ahem) Nobody wants to hear your stupid commentary over the sex I'm watching, if your porno is so boring that I need commentary hire James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman or for that matter John Madden!

That's some of mine, what about yours?

 

I hate the girls in porn who scream/moan over and over like a broken record and sound like a banshee.. thats bad acting for ya..LOL

 

Agreed and let me add Jenna Haze to the top of that list! For a pretty little girl she sounds like my dog's squeak toy when she gets going and I have to shut it off SHIT!

 

When the girls are all dressed up in short skirt and sexy lingerie, why are they stark naked after less than five minutes?

Why can't they keep the clothes on.:wall:

Thinskin

 

+1

 

Even my conservative wife agrees or to quote her,"What was the fucking point?"

 

My husband says he hates high definition porn...no one wants to see pimples on a chicks ass

 

Women who've had more work done than most trannies.

Men who look and act like they were rejected from a Jersey Shore casting call for being TOO douchey.

Women getting spit on, slapped, or otherwise degraded.

Gaping.

Some other stuff, I could keep going. There's a reason I stick to homemade stuff mostly.

 

yeah i agree...i like homemade too...thats real sex not fake sex

 

Condoms Porn Stars using condoms sucks.All DVD covers should say id their is condoms being used in the video

 

the close up of the guys face during the cumshot

 

I'll add to another one that the wife points out when it happen, spitting on a cock or a cunt as she agrees/says,"If your doing it right you wouldn't have to spit on it!" and I loved homemade videos! They were a great answer to the big fake tits of the 90's, then the porno industry made their own version of amateur which had one unknown female, was shot on a hand held camera and included one known star (usually male) It slowed down sales to home made videos so, their rouse worked because amateur never really made a big comeback?

 

Fake cum.
Some is so ridiculous that you have to wonder if they have ever photographed or filmed real cum.

Agree with most of what has already been mentioned,
particularly stupid , childish sound effects ,
and pathetic dialogue/monologue.

 

Guys that keep their watches on while fucking.
Fake cum and fake cocks.
Anal gaping IS NOT SEXY!
Women who constantly look at the camera while giving a bj.

 

The constant, adjective laced over narration by the actual performers.

"Oh yea baby! Fuck me with your big stiff, throbbing, huge cock!"

"Oh yea you like that, right in your tiny little asshole? MMMmmm so good, Ah Ah AH AH AH!"

That... uhh... doesn't happen; nor should it. It's not a turn on, it's not sexy, it's just stupid.

 

Bad fake tits. Never ending close ups of the cock going in and out of the pussy. Small cumshots.

 

Speaking of "fake cocks" who remembers the Keyhole series of videos with the supposed "real" enormous monster cocks that had to wear the strap on harness or three inch nipples videos? They were good for a laugh!

 

My wife mentioned an incessant "Oh my god" girl, like it was the only dialogue she had that even annoyed me!

 

Here,s the 2 things I probably hate the worst.

1. In the amateur gay flicks I watch I hate to hear the person running the camera ask the dudes something, we don,t want to hear you we want to hear the dudes fucking.

2. When they have a smaller dick dude fucking the bigger dick dude.
Fuck I want to see the biggest dick doing the fucking.

Its cool if they flip, I can handle that.

 

Gross!!

When a chick is sucking a guy and tries to deep throat and gags & basicly pukes on the guys cock. I mean true a guy loves to be deep throated but honey, if you can't handle it all just don't do it!!! Then she rubs the slimy shit all over his cock mmmm ya.....so not sexy!!!