I'm a little slow.

Can anyone predict there this thread will land next?

 

I'm glad to cause a little ripple in the forum - should it be in Games? Personal?

Igor is in a spin, poor guy

 

Who the fuck is Igor?

 

Just give it some time and I feel sure DL will figure out how to
bring up Franklin Delano Roosevelt and change the entire drift.

 

From Richiefs' Guide to XNXX

https://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=333030

 

It's pronounced Eegor.

 

:excited:...LOL...I had forgot about that.....hehehehe

 

True. I'm sure FDR said something about Blacks, Jews and Asians at some point in his life.

 

Time out!!!!!

Shhh he'll hear you!

 

All knowledge

 

I had my first sexual encounter and 30 with my wife and I came in 30seconds.. i have improved my time somewhat but I still average 3 minutes, donno if she is really satisfied and I don't think I am a great lover

sob sob sob

 

In America to solve that problem, during sex men think about sports....

 

In Africa apparently longevity in the sack is DNA, must have been missed out when that fact was handed out

 

Don't feel bad. True story --

A buddy of mine in college got his fantasy girl to finally go to his room with him. Apparently, she did a little strip-tease and then started undressing him. He admitted he never touched her, didn't even kiss her, and she never touched him more than to take his shoes and jeans off. He came in his underwear.

She laughed, got dressed, and told everyone to call him

 

Knew a guy right after high school, he drove a 1957 black Ford Fairlane 500 hardtop, an absolute pussy wagon of the first order. He was an accomplished gymnast in school and was able to do back flips for a 100 yards.

We dated girls who were best friends, my ride was a James Dean '49 Mercury club coupe, not a pussy wagon but a perfect car for a rebel without a clue.

My gf told me that the gymnast was no star in the sack, her friend told her that he popped in his drawers at the "passion pit", while they were making out. Not once but three different times, she called him "walking wet dream" and that she told him to wear a condom at all times, save the laundry.

 

"Walking wet dream" :lol: :lol:
I can't imagine going on a date... getting to the intimacy portion of the evening, and finding the guy already wearing a condom..... and potentially a used one at that.

 

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Last time we had sex ? Well we didn't have any rubbers to begin with so it didn't get to sex in the first place. She's been improving on the oral front but still there's teeth all over the place. Usually she ends up running her teeth over me too much and I pull out. Then we break out laughing.

And then there was the time we tried a titjob. Almost fell of the bed trying to adjust to each other. In the end I rubbed my dick all over her breasts and that was about it. We still laugh about it.

 

AZ- Who knew you were into "Furries"? Should SMC worry about her sheep?

 

I had a trip to Trowbridge a few years back with my boyfriend at the time to visit my Sister, her daughter and hubby. Due to the ludicrously sound-carrying rooms in her house we knew that if we were going to have sex it would have to be very slow, and very quiet, but the moment we started kissing the smoke alarm went off. It turned out to be a toaster based mishap, but my little neice was back awake now and insistent on staying in my room so the poor BF was relegated to the sofa in the front room.
Our second attempt was the following morning, again interrupted in the early stages by my (admittedly adorable) neice banging on the room door and shouting for me, this time desperate to show me the entire contents of her room.

We finally found a moment to get intimate when we went on a trip to Longleat Safari park. While them three went to see the spiders and insects, me and the BF disappeared into the Hedge maze and found a quiet corner. (Incidentally, I have a bit of a thing for doing it in mazes, not sure why.)
Passions were high, and I bless him for trying, but he made an attempt to pick me up off my feet. Now, I was going through one of my 'heavily padded' spells at the time and before I could wrap my legs around him he collapsed to the ground in a wail of agony.
That was his back gone... and our planned 'quickie' on long term hold!

And here I thought guys gained unlimited strength during sexual heat... so much for that idea