1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Pussy Patrol

    Pussy Patrol Porn Star Suspended!

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    Obviously you enjoy shows of that genre... Just how old are you "Granny"?

    Tell me, how's Elly and Jethro going?
     
  2. "Naughty"

    "Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren!

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    I didn't like his character when he first joined CSI,but he's has grown me:excited:
     
  3. RickO'Shay

    RickO'Shay A kindly older Gent

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    Yeah, but not the "old" Ted in Cheers with Woody and Rhea Pearlman and of course *Boing* Shelly Long.
     
  4. "Naughty"

    "Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren!

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    Fuck off you idiot,I watch it on foxtel....you do know what foxtel is:rolleyes:
     
  5. RickO'Shay

    RickO'Shay A kindly older Gent

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    How old are you......12?
     
  6. chris4sylvia

    chris4sylvia Charming, Sexy, Unique and Priceless..

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    I guess your type of show is the "Teletubbies."

    http://www.teletubbies.co.uk/en/default.asp
     
  7. "Naughty"

    "Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren!

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    12 he wishes,he's 54:excited:....54 fuck that's old PP:eek:
     
  8. Wee Hector

    Wee Hector Porn Star

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    I think I have my word to say here. My sock, Quemassabe, sent a PM to smc. She did not "post" the PM though she did give away personal details contained in it. If I had wanted to be a real bastard then I would still be ranting on about it now. However, it was of little consequence as the sock was coming to the end of its useful life and secondly, my original complaint was not about smc or any other mod, it was about Azriel. I forgave smc for her action, as it is my right to do, so I don't see what the matter has to do with you. And before you accuse me of licking mods' ass, you should know that I put ejls through hell, sending her PMs, e-mails and messages through other sites. If she had wanted to ban me from here, then she would have been fully justified. At the time, I just didn't give a damn and wanted away from here.

    Now, I've come back with the blessing of ejls and others and have publicly apologized for my actions. Now why don't you just get over yourself and let the forum live in peace? I disagree with Baller's ban as much as you do but there's nothing you nor I can do to overturn it? And besides, if he wanted to return, he could do so under another identity. Maybe he doesn't want to come back.

    Now, why don't you just stop your eternal ranting and put your mind to something usefull? Give us an insight into what you know about life, maybe write a few stories, instead of constantly bating mods, which serves no purpose at all. There is no way they are going to ban you without a justifiable reason so any idea that you might unleash a torrent of angry socks on the forum is doomed to failure. You're not fooling anyone.
     
  9. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    Cliff was the postman who acted like he knew everything about everything but was always just a little bit off. Sam owned the bar and allowed the place to breath its own life.
     
  10. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    CLIFF CLAVIN
    Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.

    A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

    This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

    In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

    Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.

    But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

    In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

    That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
     
  11. Pussy Patrol

    Pussy Patrol Porn Star Suspended!

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  12. "Naughty"

    "Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren!

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    Now that you've given a better description of Cliff,I must say I do agree:excited:
     
  13. Pussy Patrol

    Pussy Patrol Porn Star Suspended!

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    A quote from Cliff- It's a little known fact that smartest animal is a pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor. They give you 20-30 years of loyal service and then at their retirement dinner you can eat them.

    Hey "Granny", you've been here how long now?
     
  14. Pussy Patrol

    Pussy Patrol Porn Star Suspended!

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    You said you'd say a word, at a glance it looks like more than a hundred. Who put you up to this, the mods?
     
  15. "Naughty"

    "Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren!

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    Why can't someone else besides the mods have an opinion:confused:
     
  16. Pussy Patrol

    Pussy Patrol Porn Star Suspended!

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    Wee heckler has (re)turned, now he's got a taste for the moderator's chocolate starfish.
     
  17. "Naughty"

    "Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren!

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    Actually I think i'm going to reply to those people that have asked about your socks and tell them "who they are":eek:

    Have a nice night you psychotic cunt:excited:
     
  18. "Naughty"

    "Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren!

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    Another USELESS thread started by this fucker....where did it get him,NOWHERE.

    Too funny!:excited:
     
  19. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    As pp is aggravated enough to start yet another thread about my alleged cover-up, I would like to put the forum’s mind at rest somewhat, by listing what I have not ever covered up in my life, either as a moderator on this cosy, snuggly little forum, or as a real person:

    1. Armed robbery
    2. The shooting of JFK
    3. The attempted assassination of any world leader, even if they did deserve it
    4. 9/11
    5. Rigged voting, at any level and in any country
    6. The death of Princess Diana
    7. The introduction of HIV, nor the production of the same
    8. Elvis’ death (or non-death)
    9. The faked moon landing
    10. The Roswell UFO
    11. Global warming
    12. The plays attributed to Shakespeare
    13. The control of the human race by reptiles
    14. The NOW (New World Order)
    15. The collapse of the Federal Reserve
    16. Barack Obama’s heritage
    17. ANY false flag operation carried out (or not) by any government
    18. Pearl Harbour
    19. The death of Michael Jackson
    20. Either the Bush or the Clinton body count theories (although I have a pretty good idea where the bodies are buried)
    21. The suppression of the African race
    22. HAARP
    23. Child abuse
    24. The killing off of Opie Winston in the ever-popular Sons of Anarchy televisual series…NO WAY, THAT WAS ALL SUTTER, DAMNN HIS EYES*
    There are many more conspiracies to which I’m not a part of, but this is a good enough list to be going on with now.

    I’d take this opportunity to invite pp (once again), to either put up or shut the fuck up from hereonin. The forum could do with interesting topics of discussion, not the ramblings of some mentally unstable hermit who sits in a nappy filled with his own bodily waste so he doesn’t have to take time away from the computer to even visit the loo.

    Oh, and I apologise for not being more interesting…you’d think, after the countless number of times pp has inferred my part in a cover up, I’d have at least one or two of the above list under my belt, wouldn’t you?

    *apologies to Kurt’s character, Otto, who, not only got bum-raped in prison, but also had an eye gouged out (not by a penis lol). RIP Otto, you crazy, face munching son of a gun!!
     
  20. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    You weren't involved in Pearl Harbor?????? Well then who was that blonde woman who was flipping everyone off in all of those pictures??????