You just cannot deal me out of your drama can you, LIAR! I'll return when I see you using (however altered) my user name. I can understand your wanting your nasty post to go away. As much perverse pleasure as it must have given you when it first entered your sick little mind to make a top post about me, it worked against you eventually. Clarise you are an obsessed and twisted person and more and more it appears you need professional help. I sincerely hope you see the wisdom of some time off of here and some help with your malady.

 

Huh.

I thought you left in a huff (again).

Sheesh.

I wasn't really talking about you, because I thought you were gone.

And for the record, it's not that I want to use "Rick O'Sock" (whilst referring to you and yours in your collective absence), but "Resident of Maryland" is more typing and has poor alliteration. Surely you understand.

Sincerely yours
and hoping you are chipper,
clarise

 

I am sincere in hoping you'll seek out and get some help.

 

I guess you'll be waiting a long, long time.

 

A long time indeed

 

My thanks Clarise, yes I am chipper.

 

That is lovely to hear, but I wrote those well wishes like a week ago.

For more poignant and entertaining fare might I suggest my new The Fault in Our Stars thread?

Okay?
Okay.

 

Why thank you for the invitation but for now I am comfortable elsewhere. How are you this beautiful day "Princess"? BTW I hope you're not suggesting your literary genius has a limited shelf life, I like to think it's ageless.

 

Don't sound TOO sincere!

 

Okay/okay is a recurring conceit (with many meanings and nuances) in the book.

Some of its many connotations:

Always?
Always.

Ready?
Ready.

Love?
Love.

Are you dying?
No, not yet.

I've been sprinkling Fault in Our Stars quotes here and there in the futile hope that it would take attention off this fucking thread, but thanks for the bump.

 

Well you keep replying and if you didn't they wouldn't have anything to say.

 

:?



It hardly matters at this point. Ejls is probably so fricking through with me that she wouldn't restore my books to the Story Forum even if I asked her to.

Let's face it: this thing will never drop to Page 3.




(edit...) That does remind me, though: I did pledge to read all of the CAW18 stories, and I still haven't read the BlackRonin and Ejls entries. Maybe this weekend. The voting is long over, but I want to read them anyway.

 

If you can't just ignore the thread so they get bored and move on then maybe a blow job will convince them to drop it, haha just kidding.

 

She likes the attention Don't let her fool you

 

Nope. It must be an interesting quandary for you. You love the attention it gives you, but you realize how embarrassing it actually is! What ever will you do?

 

She'll wring her hands and spend anxious moments watching her feces sinking closer and closer to extinction only to have it pop up to prominence where she will one again begin her vigil.

 

Says the 'other' attention whore.

 

Oh, yes. The NO U defense. Very clever for someone with the mental capacity of a third grader.

Perhaps you should invoke rubber vs glue?

 

Why bother? The "truth hurts" approach obviously had the desired effect.

 

Oh god. Yes, please. I love it when the idiots think they've got me. It's utterly hilarious. PLEASE keep making fools of yourselves for my entertainment. It even serves the dual purpose of keeping this thread bumped.

I bet you and ace would make a cute couple.