Put it in your profile and spare the rest of us, please.

 

Just so you know...patience isn't always a virtue. Especially when waiting for a penis pic.

 

But I don't understand, the first person that welcomed me here made it clear that it is essentially de rigueur for all members to post pictures of their penises. Are you saying that is not the case?

Damn, I've just placed an advert for a lighting technician and makeup artist as well.

M

 

If you're putting that much effort into it, I'm sure both Jayney and myself will be delighted with the result. My least favourite camera angle has to be the point down and click, complete with socks and rubbish/pizza box on the floor. Plus if you go for a mirror shot, make sure it's clean - flyblown is not a good look

 

Some days I wish I wasn't so curious... "Hmmmm, what does 'flyblown' mean I wonder?"

Thank you, so much, cijababe. I can assure you that my penis is not 'flyblown'!

M

p.s. What's so bad about top-down (assuming there are no pizza boxes etc. about)? It's the way us men are all used to looking at our willies (unless of course you have a highly deformed spine, in which case that's not so nice for you).

 

No pictures of any kind are REQUIRED to be here. (Sorry ladies) If you do not wish to post pictures you DO NOT have too..

 

You mean I have to send the set designer home as well, anotheruser1?

M

 

Leave it to the imagination

 

BrandiDelicious for President!

 

President of what? The nude male section?

 

Well, that WAS a great campaign poster. :excited:

 

hello mat2001uk, I am also new here and have shamelessly copied your intro post (sorry). hope all is well

 

Hi there. Nice to have you join us. We post in several places depending on your primary interest. Here we deal in General chat, we also have a Sexuality, Movie and Pic, personals and story sections. Pick your poison or use 'em all.

 

Maybe it's just me - but the camera is not as selective as the brain. You see your magnificent equipment, we see foreshortened hairy legs (and the socks and unvacuumed floor).

 

That's none of my business, i was just making sure you understood the rules didn't require you to show yourself in a picture.

 

Hello Tyledsam, glad I could be of help (although a little surprised that you felt my post was worth copying).

M

 

Aaaaah, but you just wait cijababe! This is one 'top down' selfie that will have your head spinning and your eyes completely ignoring all the empty beer cans, cigarette ends, and bits of fluff everywhere (and that's just the stuff on the penis itself).

The lighting technician, set designer and makeup artist have all gone, now I just need to get the Photoshop guy round. He was telling me that zooming in to anything past about 4000% will create distortion, but I'm sure he can work around that.

M

 

I gotta say, this one is certainly a lot better than anything I could come up with (in more ways than one!).



...Remember, real men have curves

M %-)

p.s. No, sadly, this is not me ...my camera doesn't have a wide enough angle lens you see.

 

omg I am fucking blind now

 

Lol Mat, I was just preparing a polite response before I read the small print under the pic

Well compared to his (lovely round) belly, the print WAS small :shock: