Ok....as calmly as I can I will let you know that as new kid in school you are making a major blunder by coming on as you do. You are actually in the cocoon stage, if you want to be a butterfly, cool it.

 

Hmmm...do i want the year's supply of Rice-a-Roni? Or the Turtle Wax? Well, I guess the Turtle Wax can come in handy on non-date nights.

 

Turtle wax? Don't give the trolls any ideas.

 

A good way to get over that cold is to put a bag over your head.

 

I don't know who you are and I don't care but you are clearly just a fuckin troll. You happen to be smart mouthing a well respected member of this forum and a friend to many of us.

 

Don't forget that NEW is now a moderator, too.

 

Tsk Tsk Tsk.


You really should pay more attention to what you are doing. Because this is not my "cold medicine" thread. Which sort of implies that your goal was to say something nasty to me vs. replying with a sensible remark to the topic.


Which leads me to only one conclusion.....


You must really love me. :-o :roll:


Thank you, thank you so much,
NEW


To my knights in shining armor.... Don't worry, I am truly touched that you care so much, but never to worry, I am thrilled with freaky's admiration.

 

I will be making multiple posts in that thread, and if you don't start it soon, I might do it myself. I don't want to steal your idea though.

Damn loud-ass dogs.

 

I once threw a party and some idiot put a chain bolt over the door and so people broke the chain and the door frame when i was on beer pong.

I decided at that point it was party over and they all went by a pool to carry on. I lost my rent deposit cause of it.

 

I've always been too scared to throw a party. Red wine stains and all that. Plus I don't think I'd be able to relax. I make a great party goer though... in case anyone is thinking of inviting me.

 

A simple solution NEW is to just invite us to your parties, we'll behave and I think we can guarantee that you'll truly be touched before we part company.

 

Why did you allow your guests to leave their shoes on?

 

Sorry I didn't even notice your false teeth and false ass hanging around on this thread because if I had I'd have showed up to slap those falsies out of your mouth awhile ago.

 

Just curious... Are you drunk? Off your meds? Mistakenly doubled your meds?


Woomp. Me big he-man, rough, tough cuz I show up late Friday night after everyone leave. That mean me big bad ass mean dude. (In MY mind, at least.)

 

Nope. Just proving beyond reasonable doubt that on most days you can get away with your false propaganda bullshit but not tonight. Not when you actually get challenged by somebody who knows how to fight back.

Which is obvious by the way you hung back and hid until you "Thought" some back up showed up.

 

We'll take our shoes off, we promise. and everything else you tell us too!

Because this is America, not a Mosque.

 

Since you've gotten advice on fixing the floor I won't go there instead I'll recommend investing in some throw rugs so it doesn't happen again. You don't need to keep them out all the time just when your having a party.

 

That is why he has false teeth because he has already been hit so many times for flapping the gums.

 

Except they were YOUR flapping gums, Douchewannabe!