Well lets see....I have learned that it makes me extremely excited and dripping wet!!!

 

The whole "getting mom to fuck you simply by letting her catch you whacking it" doesn't work. At least the way you want it to.

 

Oh I've got just the thing for you love, and possibly for all women out there. A nice big Stop Cock http://www.screwfix.com/p/pegler-stop-cock-22mm/18986?kpid=18986&cm_mmc=Google-_-Product%20Listing%20Ads-_-Sales%20Tracking-_-sales%20tracking%20url&gclid=CJPN7J_alL4CFSgcwwodLXQA_Q :excited:

M

 

I prefer a don't-stop cock, but to each their own...

 

You mean you'd prefer a gushing hose?



Oh, and to continue the thread topic: Penises always taste better after they've been marinating in a woman's bottom, and all Japanese men like the most freaky shit imaginable ("mmmm, Squid - Sexy!!").

M

 

That men think all Asian women just lay there and squeak and make strange noises during sex.

 

Haha! Not all do but those strange noises ruin my boner.

 

That it's ok to fail classes.
Every person who enters a room without knocking is gonna see sex going on

 

sigh

those in the casting couch clips were conned

 

That being a pool cleaner seems to have real perks!

 

That both in porn and real life white women easily submit to black men

 

I'm actually curious if that's true or just a porn thing

 

so true

 

no hole is too tight to be stretched by a thick cock

 

That every hot chick gets into a taxi doesn't have money. And they don't mind fucking to pay the bill. Damn should have been a taxi driver!

 

That you should always pay attention to your hair when giving a blowjob. You don't want it blocking the view.

 

1. If you ever catch someone masturbating, you must join in and help them finish.
2. You sister is obliged to have lesbian sex behind your back with every new girlfriend you bring home.
3. Absolutely any object can be inserted some place or another in the human body.
4. Achieving orgasm is a very painful experience for male Asians.

 

Watched lesbian porn to learn how to lick my wife.

 

Cable guys, pizza delivery men, and repairmen may not get paid well, but there are a lot of fringe benefits.
Most men are well hung, and cum in buckets. Wait, that's not right,.. they cum bucket loads.. not into them.
Women prefer to have come on their face, and the internet wouldn't lie about this!
It doesn't matter if you're fat and ugly, if you're hung and hard and have a winning first line like... "you're the prettiest girl here."
If you're a horny guy, and can't get anything - go to the emergency room. All nurses suck cock.
The best lube for anal sex, is a big, honking lugy. Not only is it effective, it's sexy too!
All women are screamers, and cum very easily... but if they don't, just spank them while you're having sex.
Women come in all varieties, and all love sex. Men only black or white. Asian men do not have sex (I don't know HOW China has so many people!!!)

 

Porn has taught me that men need to stop watching porn. It sets up unrealistic expectations and there's nothing worse than some toolbag who saw something he might have liked in a skin flick and then trying it with the next woman he meets, completely oblivious that a lot of sex acts in porn are wildly staged (I mean seriously, I honestly do enjoy anal sex but I don't want you stuffing your entire cock into my rectum on the first thrust and with that much gusto) and the fact that girls on film are paid to do some outrageous things that civilian girls aren't ready for. Even as a former escort I cringe at some of that shit. Don't get me started on the trend of degrading / dehumanizing porn. That shit makes my blood boil.