Oh I know...

Legos? Tire iron? Dead bird? A different shoe?

 

Was the different shoe the other one of same pair? Not going to ask about the dead bird!

 

Users choice...I was in tears laughing as I was typing dead bird

 

On a scale of 1 - decomposing, how dead was the bird? Was it an ostrich by any chance?

 

1-it was a really fresh corpse...and it was a flamingo

 

Did you stork it?

 

Hilarious

Bahahahahaha

 

Nice! Wouldn't mind seeing that

 

No...I ducked it

 

Medical advice suggests that you shouldn't use dead birds as sex aids as you might get thrush.

That's it.

 

Ewww

That's for the birds

 

I have used candles, pop/beer bottles, hair brush handle, shampoo bottle, different veggies, bed post, door knob, well I will try anything that I can get to fit lol.

 

Marry me lol

 

There's a group for "insertions" on here. Some pretty hot stuff.

If you look up Clits'N'Tits her photos of insertions are even hotter.

 

My first vibrators were actually pens. They were called squiggle wiggle writers or something, you can find them in (children's) toy stores. I had two different versions over the years but both had perfectly smooth tops. They felt amazing! I discovered how to use them by accident before I was old enough to realize what I was doing. I used them daily til they broke.

 

Fill up a condom with some water (however much you want/how much will fit) freeze it and it will be amazing and intense ... or you know just order a dildo/vibrator from the internet

 

How about.....

Loaf of bread? Tomato? Bottle of mustard? Pickle? 1/2 lb of roast beef?....oh wait, that's my lunch

 

I've used travel size shampoo bottles, they're pretty nice. I've been wondering, which is better; jelly dildos, or ceramic/glass?

 

I had a girl use a cherry popsicle

 

Telephone, carrot, mars bar, candle