1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Wee Hector

    Wee Hector Porn Star

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    Calm down, clarise. It was a reference to Hawkwind. Now we're all friends again it's time for bed, at least for me.
     
  2. Brian Damage

    Brian Damage Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Pfft *snickering*

    yes you did. In your own pathetic inimitable style.

    It matters not to me. I know im not any of the people you accuse me of being. And you have zero proof to back it up. Hence why you're pulling names out willy nilly. As i said in my first or second post in this thread. You haven't the foggiest who i am. And its evident thats its burning you up :excited:

    Your powers of deduction are a bit off this evening clar clar. Perhaps you should have a nice glass of warm milk and a bit of a lie down.
     
  3. clarise

    clarise Precious princess Banned!

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    No, no! I told Jayney to fuck off! But I was only quoting from Monty Python's Life of Brian.
     
  4. clarise

    clarise Precious princess Banned!

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    (yawn)
     
  5. clarise

    clarise Precious princess Banned!

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    Hmm.

    Is the thing called Brian gone for good?

    Doubtful.
     
  6. Brian Damage

    Brian Damage Sex Machine Suspended!

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    you'd better fucking believe it. My precocious pissy princess
     
  7. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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  8. Brian Damage

    Brian Damage Sex Machine Suspended!

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    see. I told you you should have a lie down.

    Ladies of your age should be taking it easy. Not up till all hours bickering with trolls
     
  9. Brian Damage

    Brian Damage Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Ahh mr sense of humour transplant is back!

    come to protect your bitch's honour have you?
     
  10. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    "But how shall I fuck off, oh lord?" ;)
     
  11. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    I thought I knew who you were,,but I stand corrected, with your humour, and honour.
     
  12. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Hey, Jayney! You're making far too much sense to participate in this pathetic thread. Drink up, then try again! :p

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    You can enjoy your wine while Hector continues to find things to whine about. Does anyone else find it ironic that a useless thread bemoaning the death of the forum takes issue with an active thread where folks are participating and making conversation?

    Oh, but Hector doesn't "approve" of that thread or the contributing members! Well, guess what Hector? Not too many folks found your thread "How many unread emails do you have in your inbox?" terribly interesting. Actually, there are LOTS of your threads- "I'm leaving"... "I'm back".... "I'm gone again"... "Will you have me back?"... that are less than exciting. Maybe I should start a thread about how YOU killed the forum with your stupid threads. And then Jayney can start a thread about how I killed the forum with MY stupid thread bemoaning YOUR stupid threads. Then Pixy can start a thread about how Jayney killed the forum with her stupid thread about my stupid thread about your stupid thread. Why, the forum would be skipping along again in no time!

    Gee, thanks, Hector... I think you may have just saved the forum!
     
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  13. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    The banisment of deidre79 and baller16 contributed. :(
     
  14. clarise

    clarise Precious princess Banned!

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    I for one have a novel to start posting, but it ain't happening tonight.
     
  15. Brian Damage

    Brian Damage Sex Machine Suspended!

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    You've only just realized I'm a brit?

    Fuck me. Light dawns on marblehead!

    Sharp ace, real sharp. I think your new nickname shall be trigger! :excited::kiss:
     
  16. Brian Damage

    Brian Damage Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Oh purlease post it now clar clar. I'm dying to critique it for you
     
  17. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    They dont call me the sharpest knife in the drawer for nothing..
     
  18. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    If you're not going to post A novel, then at least post SOMETHING novel, and I may let you share the credit with Hector for saving the forum (and I might even allow you to wear my Wonder Woman bustier and bracelets). As for me, the phone call I was waiting on has been received and concluded, so I'm out of this wasteland ('til the next time). No one has ever accused ME of saving anything other than room for dessert.
     
  19. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    When you ladies are done starting threads, I'll start a thread complaining about them.

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  20. Brian Damage

    Brian Damage Sex Machine Suspended!

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    You're called many things trig.... Sadly that ain't one of em