Have you ever lost a condom in the middle of sex, and never been able to locate it?

Happened to me two weeks ago, all of a sudden after a position change i felt a little extra warmth, and me and my girlfriend bith looked at the same time, and realized that i wasn't wearing one anymore, and neither of us had taken it off...(we stopped and i got another, had a scary awhile ago and i dont want to repeat it)

Share stories if you want, or not

 

Maybe it was a trick condom one of your friends sneaked into your stash and it just dissolved?

 

whoa.... maaayybe it's in her?? i've heard of that happening before.

 

i dunno, but how'd they get to my stash? its kept locked up so that noone can mess with them

 

checked that, neither one of us felt it, and she hasnt found since as far as i know

 

You check inside her, already I would suppose, that sounds like fun, shine a flashlight in her vagina while holding it open.

 

it was, specially since it was one of those HUGE maglights that the state troopers carry

 

Maybe your sister had some, did the package look right or were you in too much of a hurry to look?

 

it was the right package, and my sister is about 10 so i don't think(and if she is i dont want to know!!!!!!) she is having sex......(I'm better off not knowing)

 

Sorry bout that, I had misread a previous post and thought you said something different.
If she is 10, she only masturbates secretly, 95% chance of that.

 

the one that i see regularly is 10(shes kind of an adopted sister) she comes over after school till her mom gets home, my blood sister is 16(and is usually at a friends house), and i don't want to know if she does either

 

welll, i still guarantee it's inside her... so gyno here she comes!!

 

I don't envy her there...


gyno(who i hope is a woman): "well what are you here for today?"

her: "ummm, you see me and my boyfriend lost a condom in the middle of it..."

gyno: "So you want a pregnancy test?"

her: "maybe, but umm, i think it may be inside of me still..."

gyno: "oooooookay..... ummmm yeah"

 

hahaaah...

 

Im just trying to imagine the look on the Gyno's face

 

And could I add: God forbid that my PARENTS ever have sex, either!!!!!

Hey FT they are all PEOPLE, HUMANS, and unless they have something WRONG with them they ALL have sex.

No offense, my friend, just making a point for you to consider in your thinking and not be so horrified about it.

 

I know my parents were having sex, they never shut the door... (IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol)

I'm not saying she cant have sex, im saying i just dont want to know if she is

 

oh god!! ha! :mrgreen:

 

Whats good for the goose is good for the gander, take your girl friend into your room when your parents are home, dont close the door and have wild sex with lots of noise.

You might even make them jealous.

 

only problem, i might(read definately will) be kicked out for that, and i gotta help my friend to get his little two room rental house all set up before i can move out.

definately will make em jelous though cause i have learned a secret art form from chuck norris, i can make a woman accross the room orgasm just by yelling "BOOYAH!!!" and poinitng