HAHAAAH!!!


and who cares if you get kicked out, Xena's way would be sooo much more fun.

 

Tell them that you don't want to hear it, so please shut the door!!!

By the way, dream on about that Chuck Norris thing!!!

 

hey you doubt it, and i acknowlege that only chuck norris can pull it off,

and its not the hearing it part its the fact that i have walked in because i didn't know they were in the middle of it(AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)(the last time they were doing it i got them with a water gun filled with ice water)

I JUST DON"T WANT TO KNOW IF THEY"RE HAVING SEX!!!!!!!

 

You should be able to finger it out.

 

Same thing pretty much happened to me. Only I saw it and we knew where it went but she was too busy with the new sensation to care. We just learned to not let me cum in her then use spermicide after we got it ^_^

Though then she couldn't use her mouth after... A damn shame ^_-

 

we lost it, didn't find it, still haven't found it, and then concluded that it must be in the same place as all of those socks lost in the laundry

 

just thought id update:

we got word yesterday that it WAS NOT still in her, after picking her up from the gyno, guess what... we found it!!!

It some how got under my mattress... trying to figure it out

 

Lol!

Was CRISS ANGEL on? (oh noez!)

Maybe it HAX'ed and turned Cropping off...

 

DAMN IT!....That just happened to me. IT was scary as hell man it took us like 10 minutes to find the damn thing...it was definitely a moment ruiner.

 

Not funny to lose a rubber while fucking .. thanks for all the Chuck Norris yokes .. be glad it never ever happend to you !!

 

oh my god, that's hysterical.

 

Yeah, had that happen to us once. We were going at it pretty hard and somehow the thing came off inside her but we didn't notice until I'd cum and then "oh.. it's gone... where?.. err can't find it in the bed..." 5 minutes of digging around inside her and there it was... eewww! She took one of those morning after pills.

Now I check now and then just to make sure it's still on and especially just before I cum. It's easy to check by feeling for the rolled rim at the base to make sure it's still there. The ribbed ones seem more likely to come off as my wife has a really tight pussy and it can grip me pretty hard so the condom tends to "ride up". The ordinary smooth condoms are fine and stay put.

 

yeah i think ever one masturbates secretly. come on when did anyone say ever one im masterbating come see dad would be pround.

 

where can one get those...?

 

the local health department office, but you/she have to sign a waver saying that if her uteris falls off or something you wont sue

 

health department...so like a doctors office? ok thanks

 

if your in the US then NOT at a doctors office, the health department is who regulates what medicines are given out, and what working conditions are required, etc.

 

I don't remember ever losing a condom but my Stepfather used to give me my allowence wrapped around a pack of them. One day I left the house without my money so we went back to the house after I picked up my date. When we got to the car I pulled out my keys as I was opening her door and the pack of condoms hit the street. She looked at me, "You don't plan on using those, do you?" I responded, "Not unless you make me."

 

I've lost one b4. It broke and when I pulled out all that was left was a lil rubber at the base. I ended up finding the rest of it 3 days later in my closet (don't ask how cuz I don't know)

 

We have a county funded counseling center here and in the reception room there is al arge bowl filled with free condoms (No dummy they aren't used )