OK silly thread - but hell you Yanks need bringing under control in my humble opinion - and who better than us Brits to do so ?

 

-Beats you down- Bring THAT under control! Lol, kidding.

And nikki would be better at getting us under control.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CALM DOWN OR NO MORE PICS!"

-the world goes silent-

 

Ooooh you silly brits. As much as I love your accents, I say NEVA! AMERICAN IGNORANCE WILL RULE THE WORLD!

Nuff said

 

Honestly I think it would work out ok for you guys - I'd probably not need more than say 1-2 000 sex slaves - all who would need to look like Nikki - there'd be plenty of honies left for you, and you could all drink tea again with a really clear concions - shit how do you spell conscions?

 

Lol, yeah only in a dream would that ever happen, BB. (The sex slaves ALL looking like Nikki.)

and fucked if I know. lmao...I can't spell worth a fuck.

 

See you cant even spell

conscious

no offense btw. Just justifyin you not invading...

 

Well that has to be the fittest ass - you must have a few more like her over there somewhere - and I'd be quite prepared to put in the hours trying to find them !

 

the fact I can't spell is a good justification for invading somewhere !:-D

 

Oh I'm sure there's girls out here close to her...but nothing like her.

I'd be prepared to put in the hours too...then putting in the hours to make sure they're sutable for sex slaves.

 

I dont care anymore. Your all crazy! I'm going to bed! GOOD DAY SIR! And if you invade my house, beware my puppy! He's a vicious lil thing. And the other one. I call it my wife. (i hope she doesnt read this)

 

Please do! I sooooooooo look forward to having Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Jude Law, and Ewan McGregor as fellow countrymen!

 

Conscience!

.....see, I just can't help being a smarty pants!.......

 

They probably already live in the States....

 

I think Ewan does. And Jude, part of the time. But Jonny's pretty much a british boy. He typically sticks with british movies. There's a CHANCE he's filming that HBO show he's in over here. But it seems rare for him to cross the pond.

 

I have to admit that I don't actually know who Jonathan Rhys Meyers is....

 

He's been in loads of stuff.......but never BIG movies.

Bend it like Beckham (coach)
Velvet Goldmine (Brian Slade/Maxwell Demon)
well, here https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001667/

Total hotty.....but my bad, he's Irish. I thought so, but then convinced myself I was wrong so he'd be a fellow countryman...although it's entirely possible he's living in england now.

OH! I'd LOVE to be part of the same country as Eddie Izzard! So hot! Soooooooo Funny (and smart too)!

 

You'd have to learn to speak proper, like what I do

And thanks for the spell check Chunky - couldn't get it close enough for the spell check to have a clue what word I was trying to have a crack at !

 

I got plen'y a toime to sit 'round on me arse finkin' 'bout the way I talk.

 

...'ere, don't you tawk proper!

...luverly, and what moderater 'ave you been doin' it wiv,...it ain't me?

 

If its a choice between brits and mexicans i suppose i'll take brits