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  1. sexdevil

    sexdevil Newcumer

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    There's no need to invade, America already gives us everything we need.....hollywood, wrestling and porn:mrgreen:
     
  2. filatioisanartform

    filatioisanartform Amateur

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    on a related note, i had a firend in school who had a theory that instead of being taught languages, all school children should be taught how to use guns, then we take over the world and make them speak English. to be fair, he was slightly retarded.
     
  3. joemomma

    joemomma Porn Surfer

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    Ok, I'm not trying to spoil anyones fun and i'll make this short sweet and to the point.

    You people talk about the government. That's good. You bash it, praise it, What ever. First ammendment, Freedom of speech, and yet you talk about the government like it's useless and you hate it. Now the president I won't get started with but the whole government.

    Now you talk about this but you don't realise you live here, In America. And there are absolutely NO consequences to this conversation, None WHAT SO EVER.

    Now lets head east shall we too...China.

    In China this conversation about the government has SERIOUS consequences. This talk is a capital crime in China. And in China a capital crime needs NO trial, NO witnesses, NO nothing. And in that case, they bring you to a courtroom, claim you guilty and bring you to the back of the courtroom, put a bullet in your head and your family pays about 15 american dollars equivilance for the bullet. Now. Before you bash your government think about that. Where would YOU rather live.
     
  4. aco2

    aco2 The lovechild of Sartre and De Sade

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    No, I don't think I'd enjoy being part of the British Empire. I refuse to eat blood pudding.
     
  5. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    This was quite a fun thread :)
     
  6. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Oh you old necroposter, you! Nice ass by the way!
     
  7. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    Well to answer the original question, I do think you should invade America -- please come ashore in Washington d c and wipe that place out....

    then as you move across the country the gun nuts will have someone to shoot besides us.....

    Just hope there are a few of you left by the time you get to Texas...;)
     
  8. simply me

    simply me Sex Lover

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    Excuse me but didnt y all try that already? Let me think. Oh yea twice i believe. 1776 and 1812. Didnt work out to good did it? Now what if we simple farmers had given up our military style assault weapons (aka muskets) back then? We would still be under british rule and speaking german with you guys. Opps. Sorry i made you mad. I still remember we are friends now.
     
  9. deviousdave

    deviousdave Title request rejected

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    There is no reason to think anyone would be speaking German if it were not for the USA. Germany had no hope of conquering the UK by the time you guys showed up. Now, if we were talking about speaking Russian and being communists, I'd like to personally thank our ally, the good ol' US of A, because that was a real possibility.
     
  10. wrench24a

    wrench24a Porn Star

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    LOL! You'd better do some checking before making such a
    stupid statement. Check the shipping tonnage losses from
    U-Boat attacks in the north Atlantic from 1939 to 1943. You
    were on the ropes in Southeast Asia. Hong Kong and Singapore
    had fallen. The Japanese were knocking on the front door of
    India and were even bombing Darwin,Australia. The British Army
    left their equipment on the beach at Dunkirk. Your government
    was running advertisements in The American Rifleman(the
    monthly magazine of the NRA)appealing for donations of rifles.
    shotguns,and ammunition to arm the Home Guard. Up until
    then they'd been drilling with pitch forks and wooden rifles.
    In the winter of 1940 the food reserves on the British Isles was
    being measured in WEEKS! You had no presence on the mainland.
    Ireland refused to help. What parts of Europe not under German
    control were setting World War II out. Lend-Lease from the U.S.
    is what kept you in the fight until December 7,1941 when we
    entered the war. Check out what Churchill said after hearing of
    the attack on Pearl Harbor, "We have won the war!"
     
  11. McDick

    McDick Porn Star

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    How could England bring the U.S back into the empire? There is no empire.
     
  12. ridgerunner

    ridgerunner gardener of stone

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    if you want anyone to thank for the US intervention in that war you can thank the japaneese
    they attacked the sleeping giant and that got us in that war
    and yes the europeans would actualy be speaking german if the US had not intervined
    by 1943 hitler had seized most of the continent
    may1 1943


    so england bring it on
     
  13. wrench24a

    wrench24a Porn Star

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    That's not quite true.:rolleyes: They still have the following:

    Falkland Islands

    Gibraltar

    Rockall(it's an honest place!)but it's also claimed
    by Ireland,Iceland,and Denmark so I don't know
    if it counts or not.:wall:
     
  14. billblondel344

    billblondel344 Porn Star

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    they only havegibraltar untill the primates are gone then it goes back to spain,,,,,;)
     
  15. Besar

    Besar Porn Surfer

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    No we fucking shouldnt
     
  16. johnstr

    johnstr Amateur

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    Sorry dude, you brits couldn't even whip cream let alone the greatest country in the world. Even with a doush bag like Obama in charge.
     
  17. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    I think we'll leave you to your own problems.

    But that won't stop me posting about them! :excited:
     
  18. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    Only big problem we have is the Sleeper Cell in the White House...

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  19. snowleopard3200

    snowleopard3200 Guardian of the Snow

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    In regards for returning America back into England there are a few questions to consider:

    1. Why would you want to invade a nation of 340 million people?
    2. Why take over our $16 Trillion dollar national debt
    3. Why take over our government filled with communists, socialists and traitors to the Republic. (We will gladly GIVE them to you, but as you already refused the return of Piers Morgan, that option must be out)

    4. Given what happened in the FIRST and SECOND wars between England and America, why would you risk it for a third time?
     
  20. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    Wow Randy, you are so racist! Did you grow up in all all white community?

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