1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is that the second time around, the mouth was yours as well as the cum.

    Writing out sexual adventures is my favorite form of self analysis.
     
    #41
  2. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WYFTM is your second favorite is rethinking your life after an orgasm

    Teasing handjobs are better than fast blowjobs
     
    #42
  3. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is that it's your handjobs versus your blowjobs. ;)

    Literacy is sexy.
     
    #43
  4. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WYFTM is that brains are even more so

    My cock is perfectly average
     
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  5. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is it's perfect average, for a 1:2 ratio

    I love orange sorbet.
     
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  6. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    Ouch hahaha
    WYFTM is that you're lactose intolerant

    My favorite color is blue :p
     
    #46
  7. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is it's because it's color of your balls.

    I can balance a spoon on my nose.
     
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  8. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WYFTM is you can balance a fork IN your nose

    I know how much a wood a woodchuck can chuck
     
    #48
  9. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is that a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    I can't find my left shoe.
     
    #49
  10. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WTFTM is I have your right shoe

    Today I learned that you should never tell a metal head that you prefer balsa
     
    #50
  11. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is that you learned not to buy drugs from them either.

    This ice cream is amazing.
     
    #51
  12. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WYFTM is that orange sherbet is your favorite ;)

    My brain is trying to kill me.
     
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  13. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is it's trying to kick you in the ass for saying that I didn't mention it was my favorite when I already did. :p

    My favorite color is silver.
     
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  14. diggerDave

    diggerDave Porn Star

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    WYFTM is youre a vampire so you can never touch it

    i didnt like school
     
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  15. LadyRaven

    LadyRaven Sweater stretcher

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    WYFTM is that it was a catholic school and you had a constant major hard-on for all the nuns. This resulted in a fear of erections, which still haunts you to this day

    I'm just about to make a cup of tea
     
    #55
  16. diggerDave

    diggerDave Porn Star

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    WYFTM is that youre dressed as a nun...which would be more like a penguin than a raven -but a sexy one lol

    im going to do seme drawing
     
    #56
  17. MmTallnGf4w

    MmTallnGf4w Sex Lover

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    Only have white chocolate with cream Long johns
     
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  18. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is you can only draw penguins.

    It's a beautiful rainy day today.
     
    #58
  19. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    WYFTM is that the rain has a green tint to it.

    I gave my friend a piece of gum.
     
    #59
  20. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WYFTM is that its going to be an ugly sunny day tomorrow :(

    I just woke up and can barely see
     
    #60
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