Tell us about your newest fantasy.

mine is probably the same as most guys, i would like two hot girls in the same room

 

Right now mine would be sitting in a hot tub with all the gorgeous men in the forum,,,,,,,,,,,,,**i'm thinking that would be one pretty full hottub**

 

to wake up as a monkey.

 

^^^you two,,,,,lmao^^^

 

i can see myself licking the monkeys ass right now

 

Having a foursome with these girls I know.

 

How Kafka-esque!

 

right now being one of the guys in the hot tub

 

To wake up as a panda.

 

Laying naked on a four poster bed on an island.....in the middle of a lake...with pink flamingoes and swans swimming about......being invisibly drip fed a solution of viagra......and a whole procession of women in rowing boats....wearing floaty dresses and shaded by parasols......taking it in turns to come and sit on me.

That's just the first one that came to mind!!

 

right now , having hot 3som sex

 

Watch the end of the world.

 

having a pet monkey

wanted to ever since i was a kid

and I will have one dammit! you'll see, you'll all see!

*evil laugh*

 

That sounds like a drug trip or something.

 

waaaaait... go back up and read what i wrote you dumbass.

 

I've been having one lately about being Alice in Wonderland...I think I've been looking at the xnxx cartoon section too much.

 

no, me too. that white rabbit's freakin HOT!!

 

Yeah...but watch out for the Mad Hatter. He won't take off that hat, he's got a thing for anal sex, and he laughs like a maniac the whole time.

 

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just as small

 

to find a beautiful women and spend the rest of my life with her and in love with her

not exactly horny but the thing want the most