welcome to 2015 - keep 'em comin'....

 

I was having problems thinking of anything dirty I'd done, or at least that I consider dirty, but there's always anal sex

I find all things anal and excretions squicky, so I avoid them (such as 90% of stories), then one day the GF woke up and said she's had a dream about being ass fucked. She wanted to try it. So I got a condom and obliged. It was still squicky.

Then there's mention of going down on a girl when they're having their period. That's not bad if they're using a tampon, you'd hardly notice if it weren't for the string. Never tried without.

Having a fuck while on the period is messy though. Even messier when I'm sitting down fully clothed and she gets on my lap also fully clothed (not sure about the knickers though).

 

I'm not sure if this counts as dirty. How about used a girl just for sex and didn't care.

There was a girl I was chasing for a while, but she didn't seem interested. I was being mr nice guy, being available, being a friend. Really I'm a bit of a submissive. She never showed any interest in me, at least in a sexual way. Then I decided I was over all that, so at that point as I was no longer throwing myself at her, she decided she loved me.

So now there's a girl I'm past caring about, but she's trying to attract my attention. She tries the obvious, using sex to try to get me back, I don't object to that. She becomes very compliant, whatever I want, blowjobs, fucks whatever. If I decide to come over, I get some, however I like it. Now I am quite fond of going down on a girl so I'd do that as well, but I don't remember making her come doing it. Which seems pretty strange in hindsight as she was pretty orgasmic, multiorgasmic in fact.

There was one day I was experimenting with facesitting. I like that, like I say I'm a bit of a submissive. But was finding it difficult to get the right angle to get my tongue in her. So I turn her around, and find a better angle, I'm not actually paying attention, I'm having fun licking her, its turned into a 69, but I didn't notice until I came in her mouth (with her on top of me). Yes, that's very weird, how do you not notice a girl sucking your dick, like I say I didn't care about her. And as I'd come, that was the end of that for the day.

The girl even arranged for us to see a psychologist, I'm not sure what this was supposed to achieve. We talked as a "couple", then I talked to the psychologist alone for a bit. The psychologist (a woman) was telling me she didn't think the relationship was healthy (no shit), but I'm telling her the girl's throwing herself at me, I don't particularly care about her mental health, I'll take some.

One thing I didn't get around to was bondage and spanking. She didn't like the idea either way around. Maybe I should have tried to persuade her as she was so compliant. I was busy just having all the vanilla sex I wanted so never thought that far.

If there's one thing I'm closest to being ashamed of doing it would probably be this episode.

After a bit I moved away so I had to stop seeing her. It didn't stop phone calls and phone sex though, she'd ring me usually at work and wank while I talked to her. She'd manage to come several times during one call.

 

any more?

 

Im a mom.. i think that answers it quite well

 

more?

 

Would have to be when I jacked off into a pair of my sisters knickers, then folded them back up and put them back in her drawer.

Or when I found one of her dildos she had just used and I licked it clean

 

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.....bump?

 

I let a dog eat my ass and pussy....multiple times.

 

I once watched a frog eat my fish bait.

 

more?

 

a fuck buddy (lady) allowed me to shower her in my piss on her bed - she then required a new mattress !!! normally I indulge in piss fun in the bathroom, much easier to clean up !

 

ok, more things?

 

The dirtiest thing I've done is I have a cousin that i have a crush on and when ever she used to come over I would offer her tea or coffee and I used to always cum in her tea or coffee and used to get turned on watching her drink it and say how nice I make Tea and coffee and how nice it tastes

 

The most perverted thing I ever did was having a girl ride me cowgirl style while ten guys wanked, cum, and pissed all over her face and tits, and most of it dribbled down her tits and stomach. After they were all finished she leaned over and kissed me with her cum and piss soaked lips. I also licked her face, tits, and stomach clean and shared a pissy cummy kiss with her. The guys were all so turned on that they took turns fucking her pussy, mouth, and ass, and my mouth and ass. Two guys also shared my cock between them until I had a mind blowing orgasm. When everyone had finished fucking we all sat around chatting while the cum and pissed dried then I walked home with just a long coat. I spoke to the girl two days later and, like me, she still hadn't showered so she came to my place and we had sex again. The smell was bad but turned us both on so much that we both cum twice. That's when we showered together and I managed to fuck her ass to one final orgasm each.

 

Fucked my mother in law while my wife was asleep

 

Did the dog get off? Whoever has done this, did you get off doing it?

 

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Ohhhhhh God the Dog?

 

i love when my girl spits in my mouth