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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Kryters

    Kryters Amorous Android Suspended!

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    Were you referring to me?. If so LOL!

    I'm neither sad. Nor looking for pity.

    The fact you still go on about me in your posts shows how sad and lonely/bored you really are :rolleyes:
     
  2. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    Uh?! I'm actually feeling better, I'm not there yet but at least i no longer feel so pitiful. Again, it may be coincidence and since i briefly talk things over i I'm feeling better OR my theory was true and i just need it to "blind" myself of (of? or off?) this other member's post. I hope that everything gets better for that member though. :)
     
  3. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    I miss ipscout's random, silly/funny posts.
     
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  4. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    You know what? Early when i was getting ready to go to the gym i made myself a smoothie, a while later i went to use the bathroom and as i was going this random silly thought came to me:

    "Hey?! Why is it that I'm peeing liquid? I drank a smoothie not water or juice! Therefore i should be peeing smoothie like consistency!" :laugh:

    :hilarious: I then started laughing by myself like "crazy" and/or really happy people do. :biggrin:
     
  5. funguy740

    funguy740 Proud Menthol Smoker

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    Friday is the 13th but it's too cold to go camping in a log cabin without firewood. I don't know how to cut firewood though. I could burn the cabin since it's made of wood, but then it will get too hot to stay inside. After the fire I would still be cold without firewood. My cabin would be gone too. :(
     
  6. JokerFanXXX

    JokerFanXXX Sex Machine

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    You disappointed Jason.
     
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  7. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    Hence wanting to have the last word no matter how ridiculous he sounds.
    @Kryters were you that desperate for my attention? Try not to be so stup** otherwise i gonna have to put you back on ignore *roll eyes*
     
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  8. Kryters

    Kryters Amorous Android Suspended!

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    Its not much about having the last word. But getting my point across.

    Im going to let you have the last word. Because you know what?? You arent even worth the bother.
     
  9. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    So! Almost Valentine's day uh?
    :rolleyes:

    See what i did there?!:hilarious:

    Awe don't go cry :cry: @Kryters is ok, this is your first step towards recovery. :smug: LMAO
     
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  10. Kryters

    Kryters Amorous Android Suspended!

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    Whenever I hear Amy Winehouse's song Rehab. I can't help but think she should have gone
     
  11. funguy740

    funguy740 Proud Menthol Smoker

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    Everytime I sleep, my eyes are closed. Whenever I'm awake my eyes are halfway open and bloodshot.
     
  12. Kryters

    Kryters Amorous Android Suspended!

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    That's THC for ya...
     
  13. funguy740

    funguy740 Proud Menthol Smoker

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    No I don't smoke that shit. I just don't sleep much.
     
  14. Kryters

    Kryters Amorous Android Suspended!

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    Have you ever tried it?

    It puts me out like a light
     
  15. funguy740

    funguy740 Proud Menthol Smoker

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    Yeah. It makes me psychotic. Fuck that shit.
     
  16. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    I need to do my nails #manicure

    Oooh! Why do i still feel so horny?!
     
  17. Deleted user 3555785

    Deleted user 3555785 the iron butterfly Banned!

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    "Copy, paste and and make 1,000 prints".....today! :D;):kiss:

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  18. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    To My Greatest Love

    I'm glad I got to spend some time today with the love my life.

    I know that I'm at fault by neglecting something so important which is our relationship.

    I feel so good when we spent time together... I end up feeling so satisfied.


    You know how to put a smile on my face even when I'm down and I am truly grateful for that.

    I promise I would make an effort to spent more time with you.


    I LOVE YOU ...

    ...GYM/WORKOUT
    :inlove:

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  19. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    Had you notice how there is a new Good bye thread every so often in the forums, mainly on GD?
    I was thinking that it be good if they make a sticky Good bye thread just so that the forums don't keep getting clog with those types of thread.

    Obviously i choose to post this here because:
    1) It is a random thought.
    2) I don't want them to make my thread a sticky.
     
  20. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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    "If you break a fluorescent bulb, open up your windows and air out the room for a few hours" WELL WHAT DO I DO WHEN IT'S FUCKING -10 WIND CHILL OUTSIDE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! :vomit::dead: