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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    Meh! I'm done.
     
  2. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    Yesterday i got a massive headache after eating to much chocolate :hungry:today I'm doing the same. :O_o:

    I know I'm a masochistic (usually sexually) but.....THE FUCK?! :bored::laugh::p
     
  3. Tommiecd

    Tommiecd The voice of reason

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    I did not know you could get a headache from eating chocolate. What kind of chocolate are you eating? From what I've read dark chocolate is actually good for you.
     
  4. Tommiecd

    Tommiecd The voice of reason

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    How many forum members here suffer from headaches?:watching:
     
  5. JokerFanXXX

    JokerFanXXX Sex Machine

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    No luck today... :(
     
  6. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    @Tommiecd I was eating this kind hun.

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    Is been said that chocolate could be a trigger for some people, maybe i fall in that category since i barely get any headaches but got a massive one after eating chocolate that day..... it didn't last long though.
     
  7. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    What happened? Did you ask her out?
     
  8. JokerFanXXX

    JokerFanXXX Sex Machine

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    I didn't even see her. Either she wasn't there, or I wasn't there at the right time.
     
  9. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Better luck next time and in the mean time don't have a heart attack from eating at Wendy's.
     
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  10. JokerFanXXX

    JokerFanXXX Sex Machine

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    Thanks, and lol, don't worry, I won't.
     
  11. JokerFanXXX

    JokerFanXXX Sex Machine

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    Something occurred to me; I don't drive (Nor have a drivers license), and I don't even have an actual job (All I do is mow lawns during the Summer). What good would it do to ask her out if I can't pick her up and take her somewhere? It would be quite embarrassing if I had to ride with my mom to pick her up and whatnot (Even she brought that up). Great. Now I'm filled with doubt again. Why do I fucking do this to myself?
     
  12. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    That is an awful lot of lawns you have to mow if want to buy a car.
     
  13. JokerFanXXX

    JokerFanXXX Sex Machine

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    Lol, yep.
     
  14. LadyRaven

    LadyRaven Sweater stretcher

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    Wow. Enjoy the moment. Don't waste it telling everyone about it.....
     
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  15. Anonyinrc

    Anonyinrc Sex Machine

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    Whats in my head? I have some thoughts in my head that no matter what I do can not make them leave. I might be going to prison for a very very long time for something I didn't do! The Nazi like Sheriff pieces of shit here where I live get an immense amount of enjoyment from fucking up peoples lives. I have a bad feeling that if I do go to prison I wont be getting back out. I'm so afraid that my Grandmother is going to pass while I'm incarcerated.
    I'm just fucking scared! Period. These thoughts are all consuming. Every waking moment and quite a few of my sleeping moments as well.
    If there really is a "god" out there somewhere.....PLEASE HELP ME!
     
  16. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    :(
     
  17. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Whatever lumps you get in life do not be afraid, take what life offers and do it with dignity and grace. You never know what may come of this situation. While yes prison isn't something most want but who knows what would happen while in there you might end up with some surprising results and you also don't know if this will happen so no sense giving it to much time in your head and making the situation worse for yourself. Get out with people so your focus is on something else. Surely there are others who know about this sheriff and want to see something done about him, if enough of you complain something may be able to be done.
     
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  18. SetforStun

    SetforStun Porn Star

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    My spaceship is broken and I'm stranded. Still can't find neon colored women....
     
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  19. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    I like the word COCK and i love the word BALLS. Whenever i see that word around here i get so hungry for them.... balls in my face! balls in my face! Yumm :hungry:
     
  20. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    You know i been thinking....

    Why do i write hun? o_O
    :bookworm: Is hun the abbreviation of honey?
    Because why not hon then?

    Is the way that i spell it wrong? :bored:

    Edit: @Distant Lover you're here, tell me!