1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. FayeValentine

    FayeValentine Porno Junky

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  2. littlewanker

    littlewanker Porn Star

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    Women!!! Sheesh. They always want something in return. :p
     
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  3. littlewanker

    littlewanker Porn Star

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    oooooo, anything for a cookie.
     
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  4. littlewanker

    littlewanker Porn Star

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    Pushes @FayeValentine down onto her bed, pulls down her pants and her panties and swipes her little kitty three times untill the genie who lives in her kitty pops out.

    He gives me three wishes.

    "Make the lady squirt untill I get all the cookies that I need" I make my first wish with the genie.

    "Your wish is my command, sire" he says humbly bowing down before me.

    Then the genie turns his back towards me, flicks his finger at the lady's kitty and says in his rich baritone voice "Let the squirting begin"
     
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  5. FayeValentine

    FayeValentine Porno Junky

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    A genie lives in my kitty?! How was I not aware of this? And I rubbed it three times and nothing happened. I got gipped...
     
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  6. Another perv

    Another perv Porn Star

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    Look, im real sorry @littlewanker , really its not you... Its me. No No No... Let me finish. Youre a great guy. I mean you have everything one could want, youre funny, smart, good looking, and have a good job. However i just want to be a slut.. I cant control it. I know youll find someone. You deserve the best
     
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  7. littlewanker

    littlewanker Porn Star

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    Don't say that baby. You deserve the best. I think it's time I fess up. You are no slut. But your sister is. I have been cheating on you with her for a while now.
     
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  8. littlewanker

    littlewanker Porn Star

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    It needs a man's touch to let it out sweetie.
     
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  9. duffyd

    duffyd Porn Star

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    All in the technique miss....
     
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  10. FayeValentine

    FayeValentine Porno Junky

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    One of my male friends came running over when I told him of the situation, and it didn't work for him either. What are we doing wrong? His technique is impeccable.
     
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  11. Ryan04051990

    Ryan04051990 stoner I don't care which Suspended!

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    I will use llcool jay your great but my gf has a bigger ass so I'm leaving you
     
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  12. littlewanker

    littlewanker Porn Star

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    Well, for one, he is not me. :D

    Also...

    patience-yoda.jpg
     
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  13. sky458

    sky458 bug24

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    You're a wanker and you are little. The onomatopoeia of your farts uses my country's president's name in vanity.
     
    #473
  14. lettinemhavit

    lettinemhavit XNXX FANATIC

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    I don't feel the same way as I used to feel about you....
     
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  15. Ryan04051990

    Ryan04051990 stoner I don't care which Suspended!

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    Bitch I'm out
     
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  16. KnightPezz

    KnightPezz Mechanized Jester

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    Ryan, sweetie. I know this is going to be hard for you bu... Oh God I cant do it xD laughing to hard. How about this, you're not commited enough.
     
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  17. Ryan04051990

    Ryan04051990 stoner I don't care which Suspended!

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    Bitch get the fuck out my house
     
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  18. spookychic

    spookychic Scream Queen

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    I never loved you, sorry. No hard feelings yeah?
     
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  19. Ryan04051990

    Ryan04051990 stoner I don't care which Suspended!

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    Sorry got to fuck side bitches
     
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  20. spookychic

    spookychic Scream Queen

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    Look, I know this is hard to believe. But I'm moving to bikini bottom to be with spongebob. Don't take it too hard.
     
    #480
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