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Up in the sky!

Sorry not sorry dude . . . maybe next time, eh?

Este sitio ya me aburre.

 

Had a dream a giant spider was killing mice and badgers and stuff and leaving them strung up in my closet.

 

Strawberry Crystal Light and milk does not Nestle Quick make.

 

something wicked this way comes

 

The problem with drinking an entire pot of coffee is the peristalsis.

 

Sephora is finally carrying Kate Spade perfume.

 

Why am I practicing my debate skills (bullshit skills) in a debate for pro gun control when I'm a passive nihilist and I believe in grim science-fictionesque population control measures?

 

I wish I was outside licking pussy...

 

If I live long enough there is a good chance that someone may have to wipe my ass again...hope she is still around and still loves me then.

 

For her sake and to keep the love I hope you get a nurse

 

Where the heck is the weather thread? Can someone please bump it up I can't find it.

 

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Yeah, at that advanced age I probably won't care who takes care of my business so a nurse might save the love. You are wise miss delicious.

 

I really need to clip the cat's claws. She's starting to stick to the carpet.

 

feeling bored.

 

I don't understand how a team can suck this bad. Half the players couldn't hit a beach ball with a tennis racket and all the closer has to do is pitch 1 inning and he can't even do that without giving up runs, every time. Management won't do anything to fix the problems either so they are as useless too.

 

Some people might think it's target advertising because I live in a retirement hope and seniors are the most likely victim of scamsstakes.

I get these fake you've won a car sweepstakes mails with a real metal fake car key, scratch and the numbers match every time.

However, I'm wondering if it has anything to do with I get one about every 4-6 months, that my doctor visits, medication, rent and social security, dental, (+ sex toys and groceries) that the tax payers spotted me has just added up to the cost of a new car that month, and it's symbolic for a third party anonymous fear and hatred that I cannot understand or even allow in this real world.

 

It's time I move on.

 

It's too late.

 

It's never too late. Unless you're dead, then maybe.