What annoys me in porn is when the actors are always looking at the camera or you can see the flash from the photos being taken. Complete boner killer.

 

Yea

 

What annoys me the most is when the woman that's having sex in the porno isn't Remy LaCroix.

 

The fake moaning. Most of the time I turn off the volume.

 

I would like a documentary, the actress or actor in a commentary saying oh here I was faking or in this part I was really turned on and cumming.

 

As cheesy as it sounds, I'd like a bit more acting. But Mom's that look like there 30 doesn't work. Or son's with tattoos. Tattoos ruin a lot of porn actors and actresses.

 

Mostly I don't take it seriously enough to be annoyed but it does bother me the mass of so called legal porn devoted to looking barely legal.

 

This made laugh! Yeah, she's fantastic. I could watch her hula hoop naked all day

Annoyance:

She doesn't stare into his eyes during a blowjob but at the camera
Guy that talks too much and provides a play by play
Too much time talking!

 

Yep, if it ain't my girl Remy, chances are its gonna take a lot or stroking.

Yeah, there just acting instead of enjoying the moment.

Too much talking can ruin any scene, I don't mind the introduction talking part, but right in the middle of the scene is just terrible.

 

we were watching a porn the other day and it was two extremely young girls. they looked 12 but what really ticked me off was that they had on very mature lingerie. they seriously needed to have them wear some PINK bra and panty set.
i also cant stand it when they look at the camera with the look of needing approval or in a bragging way. its usually the porns with no names in it. i also cant stand girl on girl or female orgies jabbed each other with their toys. u know they have to be extremely sore later on lol

 

Don't get me started, her curvy body is meant for hula-hooping. Only she can do that and look so innocent.

Yea, even though I do enjoy watching porn with other actresses and even amateur but with Remy, she's without a doubt my fav.

 

Seems you got started ages ago, good sir.

 

Haha, that sounds pretty accurate. Maybe a few years.

 

I have to agree. I use to love watching Tera Patrick but now that she has a bunch of tattoos, no thanks.

 

The whole "these are 100% real girls" no actors spiel. Oh so they all loved having a camera thrust in their face and signed that disclaimer knowin it was for his private collection. In no way or form was it going on the internet.

 

I hate how there is not enough time spent in oral sex to actually make a girl have a orgasm. We all know that doesn't happen having your pussy licked for 10 seconds.

 

I've been a mega fan of porn for years, not the actors so much as the action and I miss most of all the context of the scenes. I want to know the motivation behind the sexual acts being committed (incestuous, random stranger, etc) set up the scene for me, I know they are not real actors and I don't expect Shakespeare just enough lines to pull me in to the scenario. I loved the cheesy acting and story lines that went along with the pornos in the 70's and 80's my pet peeves from there which some of you have shared:

1. 2 minutes of pussy licking to the 30 minutes of intermittent blowjobs throughout
2. Overtly fake moans or trying to act poorly while they are fucking
3. Any porno where the director or someone off scene can be heard talking to the actors
4. Anal gaping or staring straight at the camera

 

When a chick says the nastiest things the entire time, or her noises are insanely fake.

 

I don't really enjoy anything "pro" made, the acting is obvious, the storylines all suck, and there's ultimately no way to enjoy something that is obviously so fake. I have never watched a porn that was made by "pros" that I actually found enjoyable.
Also:
Talking in porn is annoying as fuck, I'm not watching to see someone constantly chatting through the video, I'm watching to see them fuck their brains out. It's not a talk show, after all.
CAMERA people that don't know what the fuck to look at, zoom in on, etc. I've seen shit where the center of attention should be the chick's pussy, yet the camera operator thinks her face or tits is what needs to be in frame 90% of the time. It's like they don't even know they're filming a porno, or maybe they're jacking off behind the camera, not paying attention to what they're doing.

 

Fake BDSM. C'MON, a few swats with a riding crop doesn't make anyone scream like that. And I can tell when the bullwhip is just cracking and not actually touching her. If you can't get actual masochists who really WANT the pain and the marks, go back to vanilla girls in striped knee socks giving blowjobs.