just wondering if anyone has any ideas about how to make something to masturbate with that will feel like the real thing with objects you can find around the house

 

Cut a plug from a watermellon

 

That seems cold and a waste of a good watermelon.

 

That reminds me of the guy that got caught by the cops screwing a pumpkin in a field.

His response. What Cinderella is gone, it's after midnight already!!!

 

you can put Vaseline in a baggie...stick ur dick in there and fuck between couch cushions or pillows or something like that

 

Home Made Pussy

Home Made Pussy

 

fill 2 ziplock bags with hair syling gel, tapeing them together then lube them up. I call instant pussy style

 

a tall thin glass and some crisco, u kno that fatty stuff u use for food... best u can get

 

One of my ex boyfriends a few years back put vaseline(spelling, sorry) in a glove and stuck himself in there and put the glove inbetween his matress...

 

A pkg of warm yogurt.

My homemade AV(artificial vagina) named Andrea feels just like the real thing if I warm her up first with hot water.

 

You could use a rabbit fur lined glove, unless you are a member of PETA
TJ

 

PETA - People Enjoying Tits and Ass?

 

That works too, we used People Eating Tasty Animals

 

I used to be a veggitarian until my boyfriend made me try spicey chicken.. I got hooked and finally gave up on it.

 

Try purchasing a Fleshlight.

www.fleshlight.com

 

I discovered that vegetarian pussy tasts different, not bad, just different; maybe a little like asparagus.
TJ

 

veg pussy's sweeter ....... less salty

 

roll bubble wrap into cylinder with a hole about the size of your dick roll it with the bubbles on the inside put a folded towel around the bubble wrap to create a masterbation sleeve squirt baby oil inside and enjoy

 

whats all this now?!

 

Get a pound of liver and put it in a baggie. Stick your meat between the meat and beat your meat with the meat then cook the meat with some onion. Makes a great sandwich.