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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

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  1. anal_girl

    anal_girl Sex Machine

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    Has anyone tangled with one ?
     
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  2. anal_girl

    anal_girl Sex Machine

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    Like the one on wolf creek
     
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  3. Earthboundhero

    Earthboundhero Porn Star

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    You need some salt and garlic...

    they're great seasoning for almost anything and you can't fight evil on an empty stomach.
     
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  4. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Evil is repelled by silver.
     
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  5. anal_girl

    anal_girl Sex Machine

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    Like a Silver Lycan? :)
     
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  6. anal_girl

    anal_girl Sex Machine

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  7. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    I would be more worried about yourself if I were you ... you seem to be your own worst enemy.
     
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  8. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    The same could be said of anyone else, JPT.
     
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  9. cfeds

    cfeds Porn Surfer

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    Yea, Giving Me A BJ Gives You Super Powers (Think Wonderwoman) to Fight Those Demons

    P.S. I'm God
     
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  10. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    The demon is drawing his strength from your computer and from the energy of this particular site. To be rid of the demon, you must destroy ALL of your computers/tablets/phones and make a solemn vow to your Lord and Savior that you will NEVER, EVER again visit this site. I promise that this action will bring great peace and joy to all affected by a particularly obnoxious demon.

    It wouldn't hurt to drink a pint or so of Holy Water. You can make your own... just fill a pot with regular water and boil the hell out of it.

    Godspeed.
     
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      I always wondered how they make Holy Water......... LOL !!
       
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    2. kronos99
      It needs to be blessed using some kind of religious icon to make it "holy"
       
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    3. justpassingthru
      LMAO ... soooooo perfect.
       
      justpassingthru, May 16, 2016
      #link
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  11. kronos99

    kronos99 Porn Star

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    Depends what kind of demon...

    a wooden stake dipped in lambs blood is quite effective I hear.

    failing that call Sam and Dean...
     
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  12. NoOneFamous

    NoOneFamous Porn Star

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    consult your local clergy
     
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  13. obe

    obe a little pain and a lot of pleasure

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    No no she needs to go and see her local head shrink because it's all in her HEAD
     
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  14. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    [​IMG]

    I have silver bullets.....
     
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  15. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    Yes, I have - and getting them untangled from the charging cable of my iPhone 7C+ is almost impossible, what with the sticky sulfur slime they excrete and their incessant desire to hump electrical conduits of every type. I'd trade a demon for a rabid & horny hippopotamus any day of the week . . . hmmmm, does anybody have access to hippopotami? I could probably clear out a space in my yard for one if anybody is interested in getting rid of their spare. Anywho, I digress. Don't have a demon, get a hippo . . . good luck.
     
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  16. FeltPlay

    FeltPlay Porn Star

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    Demons are easy to deal with, just feed them a bit of your soul at a time. Now Gremlins, that is another story completely...run away as fast as you can.
     
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  17. NoOneFamous

    NoOneFamous Porn Star

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    Never met a demon, I have met a truly evil man. Does that count?
     
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  18. GemmaSwinger101

    GemmaSwinger101 Porn Star Banned!

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    You could try summoning it into a triangle of solomon, inside a match box.
    And then... Bury the demon in the matchbox somewhere spooky, like a grave yard?

    And you have to do it nude or in an open front robe.
     
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  19. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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