Its amazing what you can find when your drunk

 

i belive you can "subscribe" to threads. although i 'm not sure how. then there's the "search" thing, but that kinda sucks. in my case i used the "history" thing on my browser

 

Ahhhh me-damn it! here we go again !

 

Dead battery? dead fucking battery! fuck you stupid "phone" mobile device thing!! leae you on the dashboard and y6u charge "solar" electric bitches!!

 

Oh, i want to change my signature again. i can do that! where the fuck is that thread ? i 'm gonna make it be "fuct tha fuck up". ...TO the control panel ...

 

You r liicky im too fucdup to care-E-oaky!! i cant remember all those "MInor Threat" lyrics ... so im just gonna have to do another Japanese thing. like Haiku,

I am sofucked up
I drank everything in sight.
I drunk that bar closed. ( :

oh yeah, one more japanese thing... *sigh ...ignore ya*



...next time oragami !!!

 

"this is a bunch of goddamn crap! I've been licking licking this fucking carpet for three hours and i'm still not a lesbiean ! ! -Eric Cartman-

 

"this is ground control to Major Tom" ... ok grreat song but, i have a problem with... ok fist of all NOBoDY has CONTrRL OF THE GROUND ( so "fail" right there) sometimes is just comes up & smacks you in the face! fuckin' gravity and all!

 

Where's my weed?! those m6ther fuckin' pigs better n6t stole my shit!! ( ...nevrmind i found it ( : ) ... so "i do'nt carry oakin' " thing...

 

Well i'm a person/ just like you..
only i got much better, things to do...
than sit around/ fuck my head ...
hang out with the living dead...
oh, i got "straight edge"
bla bla bla...

 

the stark differences between these two is amazing. I'm impressed with what marijuana can do for you. Put that shit up on "Legalize it!" ads.

 

Ha ha ! thank y6u. i was wondeering why the two pictuers of american piss water beer got me so pist. it's the at fucking "lab6tomy pots" i jest sm6ka-fied. cheers, motherFUcker!! *stagering own the street/ in my converse ... killin' this gin and jews... ummm an drinkin' toohh ...it's tha NOFX virgin i'm slaying too..

 

I love you guys....

Not drunk, but i feel this had to be said.

 

On the "east coast" fourty ounce bottles of malt liquer only come in "2- packs"

...so much irony, i dont need to pay extra for it at the chineese laundry mat

 

Happy to finally post in this thread

 

It's 'Wake and Bake' Sunday morning here.

 

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Sleeping pillsner

this time i found it by going to my proile and searching for posts that i replied to, thanks for ass-king ...so the drunk thing. i can't sleep. as well in a c6mfortable bed sober as i can a sidewalk or a station of some kind (be it a bus oir a train ) dammit!!! I forgot what i was going to change my signature to (you bastards!) oh shit, i'm going to start a thread. oh wait, is that a good ieda? should i make a poll thread to know if it's an idea or not? ... fuck it

 

I feel sorry for people that do'nt drink, knowing that when they wake up that that is the best that they will feel all day. (ha ha that quote has alot of "that"s. i think that's the thing i was thinking about using as my signature. also, i do'nt know who i'm quoting. i thought it was Dean Martin, but since then i've also heard it attributed to W.C. Feilds and Winston Churchill. so i have no idea who said that. ...yeah, me

 

Cripes.!!.

Well I am feeling rather tipsy at the moment, and as this thread seemed to gleam from the computer screen with a shining ray of glorious fate....

Here it is.

Meow.
And scene.