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  1. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    Bold prediction. Grey One gets the first points with Helmut Kohl. No idea why I think that but I just have a weird feeling. Wish I had a weird feeling when I was making my list!
     
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  2. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    Still pissed I took Macaulay Culkin, unaware he had turned his life around!
     
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      Who knows. Maybe those two will get in a freak accident or something. Not that we will be rooting for that or anything! Well, I will, but come on. It's Macaulay Fuckin Culkin!
       
      Alison Wonderland, Mar 14, 2017
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  3. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Alison,

    You need to tell me if I did this correctly:

    1. Carol Channing
    2. Bobby Doerr
    3. Angela Lansbury
    4. Marsha Hunt
    5. Wink Martindale
    6. Doris Day
    7. Chuck Berry
    8. Dick Van Dyke
    9. Mel Brooks
    10. Burt Ward
     
    1. Alison Wonderland
      Wow .. Excellent list! I could have sworn Angela Lansbury died like five years ago, but nope. Longevity, she wrote!
       
      Alison Wonderland, Mar 18, 2017
    2. freethinker
      Score! Chuck Berry died today, age 90.
       
      freethinker, Mar 18, 2017
    3. freethinker
      Yeah, watch the news...Jeezus.
       
      freethinker, Mar 18, 2017
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  4. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    Alison Wonderland:
    1. Glen Campbell
    2. Herman Wouk
    3. Billy Graham
    4. Kirk Douglas
    5. Olivia de Havilland
    6. President George H.W. Bush
    7. Pope Benedict XVI
    8. Jake LaMotta
    9. Fats Domino
    10.Macaulay Culkin

    Grey One:
    1. Helmut Kohl
    2. Queen Elizabeth
    3. Pope Benedict XVI
    4. Jimmy Carter
    5. Ozzy Osbourne
    6. Courtney Love
    7. Pete Doherty
    8. Lindsay Lohan
    9. Donald Trump
    10. Paul McCartney

    freethinker:
    1. Donald J. Trump
    2. Jimmy Carter
    3. George H.W. Bush
    4. Barbara Bush
    5. Queen Elizabeth II
    6. Kim Jong Un
    7. Rodrigo Duterte
    8. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    9. Diane Feinstein
    10. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi*

    The Quiet Guy With A Huge Dick:
    1. Keith Richards
    2. Queen Elizabeth II
    3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    4. Betty White
    5. Stan Lee
    6. Carol Burnett
    7. John Goodman
    8. Bob Barker
    9. Bam Margera
    10.Artie Lange

    Alexandra Glam Belle:
    1. Norman Lloyd
    2. June Foray
    3. Kirk Douglas
    4. Monty Hall
    5. Bob Barker
    6. Danielle Darrieux
    7. Hugh Downs
    8. Nanette Fabray
    9. Doris Day
    10. Eva Marie Saint

    Rude Ruth:
    1. Prince Philip
    2. HRH queen Elizabeth II
    3. Bruce Forsythe
    4.Keith Richards
    5. Donald Trump
    6. June Brown
    7. Ozzy Osbourne
    8. Maggie Smith
    9. Lewis Hamilton
    10. Britney Spears

    phoenix04155:
    1. Bob barker
    2 oj Simpson
    3. Bill Cosby
    4. Drew Carey
    5 bush Sr
    6 Keith Richards
    7 Ozzy ozbourne
    8 jerry "the king" Lawler
    9 Brittney spears
    10 Donald j trump

    Lickalota puss:
    1 HRH Prince Philip
    2 Bruce Forsyth
    3 Larry the cable guy
    4 Robert de Niro
    5 Keith Richards
    6 Seasick Steve
    7 Donald Trump
    8 Tony Bennet
    9 Dick Van Dyke
    10 Joan Collins

    umpire2:

    1. Carol Channing
    2. Bobby Doerr
    3. Angela Lansbury
    4. Marsha Hunt
    5. Wink Martindale
    6. Doris Day
    7. Chuck Berry
    8. Dick Van Dyke
    9. Mel Brooks
    10. Burt Ward
     
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  5. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    umpire2:
    1. Carol Channing
    2. Bobby Doerr
    3. Angela Lansbury
    4. Marsha Hunt
    5. Wink Martindale
    6. Doris Day
    7. Chuck Berry 40 POINTS
    7.______________________
    8. Dick Van Dyke
    9. Mel Brooks
    10. Burt Ward
    SCORE: 40

    Alison Wonderland:
    1. Glen Campbell
    2. Herman Wouk
    3. Billy Graham
    4. Kirk Douglas
    5. Olivia de Havilland
    6. President George H.W. Bush
    7. Pope Benedict XVI
    8. Jake LaMotta
    9. Fats Domino
    10.Macaulay Culkin

    Grey One:
    1. Helmut Kohl
    2. Queen Elizabeth
    3. Pope Benedict XVI
    4. Jimmy Carter
    5. Ozzy Osbourne
    6. Courtney Love
    7. Pete Doherty
    8. Lindsay Lohan
    9. Donald Trump
    10. Paul McCartney

    freethinker:
    1. Donald J. Trump
    2. Jimmy Carter
    3. George H.W. Bush
    4. Barbara Bush
    5. Queen Elizabeth II
    6. Kim Jong Un
    7. Rodrigo Duterte
    8. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    9. Diane Feinstein
    10. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi*

    The Quiet Guy With A Huge Dick:
    1. Keith Richards
    2. Queen Elizabeth II
    3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    4. Betty White
    5. Stan Lee
    6. Carol Burnett
    7. John Goodman
    8. Bob Barker
    9. Bam Margera
    10.Artie Lange

    Alexandra Glam Belle:

    1. Norman Lloyd
    2. June Foray
    3. Kirk Douglas
    4. Monty Hall
    5. Bob Barker
    6. Danielle Darrieux
    7. Hugh Downs
    8. Nanette Fabray
    9. Doris Day
    10. Eva Marie Saint

    Rude Ruth:
    1. Prince Philip
    2. HRH queen Elizabeth II
    3. Bruce Forsythe
    4.Keith Richards
    5. Donald Trump
    6. June Brown
    7. Ozzy Osbourne
    8. Maggie Smith
    9. Lewis Hamilton
    10. Britney Spears

    phoenix04155:
    1. Bob barker
    2 oj Simpson
    3. Bill Cosby
    4. Drew Carey
    5 bush Sr
    6 Keith Richards
    7 Ozzy ozbourne
    8 jerry "the king" Lawler
    9 Brittney spears
    10 Donald j trump

    Lickalota puss:
    1 HRH Prince Philip
    2 Bruce Forsyth
    3 Larry the cable guy
    4 Robert de Niro
    5 Keith Richards
    6 Seasick Steve
    7 Donald Trump
    8 Tony Bennet
    9 Dick Van Dyke
    10 Joan Collins

    GwenLes:
    1. Hugh Hefner
    2. Pope Benedict XVI
    3. Honor Blackman
    4. Queen Elizabeth II
    5. Desmond Tutu
    6. Vera Lynn
    7. Kirk douglas
    8. Pierre Cardin
    9. Woody Allen
    10.Macaulay Culkin
     
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  6. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    Umpire gets in the game this morning and scores later that day! And Berry was alive when I verified his picks this morning! Excellent job.

    Umpire you can name a replacement for your #7 pick at any time.

    Scoring: Berry was 90 at the time of his death. 110-90=20 points. Berry occupied his 7 slot, which is 20 points. So 40 points total.
     
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  7. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    Sorry Gwen, Macaulay Culkin still alive!
     
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  8. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    Umpire posted his picks one hour and 20 minutes before emergency personnel were called to Berry's home and 2 hours before Berry was pronounced dead.

    Umpire, you scary good!
     
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      And we shall believe that was coincidence???? You scare me... Will there be an autopsy...??
       
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  9. freethinker

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    I'm glad he didn't pick me.
     
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  10. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    By the way, if any of you know anybody on Umpire's list, you might shoot them a text and tell them they are fucked. He literally picked a name and one hour later EMS was called to his residence and 2 hours later he was dead.

    Angela Lansbury is like, "Oh bloody hell, why did he have to pick me?!"

    And I'm all like, "Why the fuck didn't he pick Macaulay Culkin?!"
     
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  11. freethinker

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    Yeah, I feel that way about der Trumper...
     
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  12. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I just got out of police interrogation. I am now a suspect in Chuck Berry's death.
    :eek:
     
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  13. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Look at my avatar.
     
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      Did you say to let you know when I'm cumming on you?
       
      umpire2, Mar 19, 2017
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  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    .
     
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  15. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    umpire2:
    1. Carol Channing
    2. Bobby Doerr
    3. Angela Lansbury
    4. Marsha Hunt
    5. Wink Martindale
    6. Doris Day
    7. Chuck Berry 40 POINTS
    7. David Rockefeller
    8. Dick Van Dyke
    9. Mel Brooks
    10. Burt Ward
    SCORE: 40

    Alison Wonderland:
    1. Glen Campbell
    2. Herman Wouk
    3. Billy Graham
    4. Kirk Douglas
    5. Olivia de Havilland
    6. President George H.W. Bush
    7. Pope Benedict XVI
    8. Jake LaMotta
    9. Fats Domino
    10.Macaulay Culkin

    Grey One:
    1. Helmut Kohl
    2. Queen Elizabeth
    3. Pope Benedict XVI
    4. Jimmy Carter
    5. Ozzy Osbourne
    6. Courtney Love
    7. Pete Doherty
    8. Lindsay Lohan
    9. Donald Trump
    10. Paul McCartney

    freethinker:
    1. Donald J. Trump
    2. Jimmy Carter
    3. George H.W. Bush
    4. Barbara Bush
    5. Queen Elizabeth II
    6. Kim Jong Un
    7. Rodrigo Duterte
    8. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    9. Diane Feinstein
    10. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi*

    The Quiet Guy With A Huge Dick:
    1. Keith Richards
    2. Queen Elizabeth II
    3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    4. Betty White
    5. Stan Lee
    6. Carol Burnett
    7. John Goodman
    8. Bob Barker
    9. Bam Margera
    10.Artie Lange

    Alexandra Glam Belle:

    1. Norman Lloyd
    2. June Foray
    3. Kirk Douglas
    4. Monty Hall
    5. Bob Barker
    6. Danielle Darrieux
    7. Hugh Downs
    8. Nanette Fabray
    9. Doris Day
    10. Eva Marie Saint

    Rude Ruth:
    1. Prince Philip
    2. HRH queen Elizabeth II
    3. Bruce Forsythe
    4.Keith Richards
    5. Donald Trump
    6. June Brown
    7. Ozzy Osbourne
    8. Maggie Smith
    9. Lewis Hamilton
    10. Britney Spears

    phoenix04155:
    1. Bob barker
    2 oj Simpson
    3. Bill Cosby
    4. Drew Carey
    5 bush Sr
    6 Keith Richards
    7 Ozzy ozbourne
    8 jerry "the king" Lawler
    9 Brittney spears
    10 Donald j trump

    Lickalota puss:
    1 HRH Prince Philip
    2 Bruce Forsyth
    3 Larry the cable guy
    4 Robert de Niro
    5 Keith Richards
    6 Seasick Steve
    7 Donald Trump
    8 Tony Bennet
    9 Dick Van Dyke
    10 Joan Collins

    GwenLes:
    1. Hugh Hefner
    2. Pope Benedict XVI
    3. Honor Blackman
    4. Queen Elizabeth II
    5. Desmond Tutu
    6. Vera Lynn
    7. Kirk douglas
    8. Pierre Cardin
    9. Woody Allen
    10.Macaulay Culkin
     
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  16. freethinker

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    Damn...he still didn't pick Trump. Mighta been our best shot...
     
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  17. freethinker

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    Ump scores again...David Rockefeller dead at 101.

    I think Ump has a hit man out there...
     
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      I think I speak for the rest of us in the game when I say "What the fuck?" This is simultaneously creepy and fucking cool to see unfold! Not that I think it is cool that Chuck Berry and David Rockefeller died, just that Ump picked one an hour before emergency personnel were called and the other one day before his death.

      I half expect to turn on the news and see that a bus carrying "Old Chicks of Hollywood" carrying Carol Channing, Doris Day, and Marsha Hunt veered off the Pacific Coast HIghway into the ocean. Come to find out it was being driven by Wink Martindale (who was in need of work), and it turns out the accident was caused because a car in front of it, being driven by Dick Van Dyke, was stalled because he had a fatal heart attack. When told of the news, Mel Brooks laughed himself to death.
       
      Alison Wonderland, Mar 20, 2017
    3. Alison Wonderland
      Rockefeller 101 at the time of his death.

      110-101 = 9 points
      #7 slot = 20 points
      Total for Rockefeller: 29 points
      Total for Ump thus far: 69 points

      Even his score kicks fuckin ass! 69?! Come on!
       
      Alison Wonderland, Mar 20, 2017
    4. Grey One
      I am gonna shoot first if he puts me on his fucking list. I swear to God!!!!!
       
      Grey One, Mar 21, 2017
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  18. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    umpire2:
    1. Carol Channing
    2. Bobby Doerr
    3. Angela Lansbury
    4. Marsha Hunt
    5. Wink Martindale
    6. Doris Day
    7. Chuck Berry 40 POINTS
    7. David Rockefeller 29 POINTS
    7. ______________________
    8. Dick Van Dyke
    9. Mel Brooks
    10. Burt Ward
    SCORE: 69

    Alison Wonderland:
    1. Glen Campbell
    2. Herman Wouk
    3. Billy Graham
    4. Kirk Douglas
    5. Olivia de Havilland
    6. President George H.W. Bush
    7. Pope Benedict XVI
    8. Jake LaMotta
    9. Fats Domino
    10.Macaulay Culkin

    Grey One:
    1. Helmut Kohl
    2. Queen Elizabeth
    3. Pope Benedict XVI
    4. Jimmy Carter
    5. Ozzy Osbourne
    6. Courtney Love
    7. Pete Doherty
    8. Lindsay Lohan
    9. Donald Trump
    10. Paul McCartney

    freethinker:
    1. Donald J. Trump
    2. Jimmy Carter
    3. George H.W. Bush
    4. Barbara Bush
    5. Queen Elizabeth II
    6. Kim Jong Un
    7. Rodrigo Duterte
    8. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    9. Diane Feinstein
    10. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi*

    The Quiet Guy With A Huge Dick:
    1. Keith Richards
    2. Queen Elizabeth II
    3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
    4. Betty White
    5. Stan Lee
    6. Carol Burnett
    7. John Goodman
    8. Bob Barker
    9. Bam Margera
    10.Artie Lange

    Alexandra Glam Belle:

    1. Norman Lloyd
    2. June Foray
    3. Kirk Douglas
    4. Monty Hall
    5. Bob Barker
    6. Danielle Darrieux
    7. Hugh Downs
    8. Nanette Fabray
    9. Doris Day
    10. Eva Marie Saint

    Rude Ruth:
    1. Prince Philip
    2. HRH queen Elizabeth II
    3. Bruce Forsythe
    4.Keith Richards
    5. Donald Trump
    6. June Brown
    7. Ozzy Osbourne
    8. Maggie Smith
    9. Lewis Hamilton
    10. Britney Spears

    phoenix04155:
    1. Bob barker
    2 oj Simpson
    3. Bill Cosby
    4. Drew Carey
    5 bush Sr
    6 Keith Richards
    7 Ozzy ozbourne
    8 jerry "the king" Lawler
    9 Brittney spears
    10 Donald j trump

    Lickalota puss:
    1 HRH Prince Philip
    2 Bruce Forsyth
    3 Larry the cable guy
    4 Robert de Niro
    5 Keith Richards
    6 Seasick Steve
    7 Donald Trump
    8 Tony Bennet
    9 Dick Van Dyke
    10 Joan Collins

    GwenLes:
    1. Hugh Hefner
    2. Pope Benedict XVI
    3. Honor Blackman
    4. Queen Elizabeth II
    5. Desmond Tutu
    6. Vera Lynn
    7. Kirk douglas
    8. Pierre Cardin
    9. Woody Allen
    10.Macaulay Culkin
     
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  19. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    Ump gets even scarier! And some unlucky soul awaits placement in "Ump's #7", a position now synonymous with instant death!
     
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      Hmmmmmm...Trump? :rolleyes:
       
      freethinker, Mar 20, 2017
    2. Alison Wonderland
      As someone who aspires to be a writer on SNL, I vehemently disagree with this pick! Regardless of your political affiliation, you can't disagree that Trump is good for comedy!
       
      Alison Wonderland, Mar 20, 2017
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    3. freethinker
      Yeah, right up until he pushes 'the button'.
       
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      Oh, he would likely hit the wrong button, so it is okay! I'm sure by now, insiders have installed "fake buttons", so when the time comes, he will only THINK he is starting WWIII!
       
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  20. Koontz

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    1. Wilfred Brimley
    2. Alex Trebek
    3.Jane Fonda
    4.Mel Gibson
    5.Gene Simmons
    6.Hugh Grant
    7.Jessica Simpson
    8.Michael Ironsides
    9.Joe Perry
    10.Jared the subway guy
     
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