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    Personal info as kik, email, skype etc. is not allowed ("email is....."; “kik is same as my username”) on our forum. Please use Private Messages for it.

    Personal ads with pictures or videos post in Personal and not in Pic & Movie Post.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  3. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

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  1. chris

    chris Porn Star

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    I don't know whether our female Venus (or Bast) is a lesbian, and if anyone is going to label her it should be herself. I am pretty sure though that she is heavily into women, with a physical and/or (photographic) financial need for a cock from time to time.

    As to poetry, four lines are not going to do anything for a woman - you need foreplay in an erotic poem to get any reaction.

    If you look at my poems, you can imagine the scene and get an emotional reaction - that is what my poetry is meant to inspire. Variations on it are possible: I could for example write a male version of my one posted above. Z: would you like?

    There are limits though to how often I can write the nice stuff, so here is a sonnet from Elizabeth Barrett Browning.


    Yet, love, mere love, is beautiful indeed
    And worthy of acceptation. Fire is bright,
    Let temple burn, or flax; an equal light
    Leaps in the flame from cedar-plank or weed:
    And love is fire. And when I say at need
    I love thee...mark!...I love thee--in thy sight
    I stand transfigured, glorified aright,
    With conscience of the new rays that proceed
    Out of my face toward thine. There's nothing low
    In love, when love the lowest: meanest creatures
    Who love God, God accepts while loving so.
    And what I feel, across the inferior features
    Of what I am, doth flash itself, and show
    How that great work of Love enhances Nature's.


    :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
     
  2. jemmalee

    jemmalee Newcumer

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    idiots

    ur all stupid ive seen them pics b4 there fake send sum real pix or r u a guy or too affraid there not amature enough:mad:
     
  3. Voyeur1980

    Voyeur1980 Amateur

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    hey bro !!! you try getting 72 to rhyme with zyzy :roll: jeez everyones a smart ass these days



    hey bro !!! maybe you should keep this to the PM scene. we r talking about zyzys ass here not her uncle's. At 72 I think it'd be a bit narled by now...stick wit zyzys its much better.


    Ive gotta learn german. it might help me understand what your jabbering on about :eek:

    FAKE!!! u mean zyzy is one of them blow up dolls :eek: hey sista !!! i think she looks real...maybe i should go to specsavers....and whats wit the >>> :mad: ???
     
  4. chris

    chris Porn Star

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    Horror of horrors!

    Do you mean it is a waxwork dummy, or a tiny Barbie-type plastic model, or even a blow-up doll?

    It is pretty realistic. I am sure these pictures are of a real girl!:)

    :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
     
  5. tallbear

    tallbear Sex Lover

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    Dragons live in fantasy land, and so does your sister apparently because the girl in the photographs doesn't have one. I'm told she has brothers but unless they've been genetically modified I don't think any of their photos will appear on xnxx or 89 or any of the other porn sites on the Internet.

    Well you've had your fair share of miracles with brothers transforming into sisters....bit like turning water into wine maybe, so go for it.
     
  6. chris

    chris Porn Star

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    Thanks for that idea, tallbear.

    When I responded to jemmalee, It had not occured to me that Z could really be a man in disguise as well as possibly a waxwork dummy, or a tiny Barbie-type plastic model, or even a blow-up doll.

    A question though for you: did you not at that young age ever do anything far-out, extrovert, exhibitionist, or otherwise far-out? And was there no opportunity for you to help make someone else happy with their fantasies, and as in Z's case providing me with inspiration for my poetry.

    I am getting a big kick out of her youthful games and she seems to like mine and other's verse.

    But I guess we all have different reasons for coming onto this forum.

    I thought that with this being a "Personal" thread rather than "General Discussion" or "Slagging-Off", that it would be a nice place to be.

    You and others are making me believe that I was wrong.
     
  7. tallbear

    tallbear Sex Lover

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    I already apologised to you earlier in this thread but since that time I've been accused of raiding 89.com for photographs that I already have in my possession and I've also had ZYZX passing snide comments about me elsewhere on this forum so I consider it extremely rich that someone should now be making the accusation that I'm turning this into a "Slagging Off" forum.

    The point you should make a serious note of here Imagination is that I only put my oar into this thread in the first place because I believed that someone was taking the piss out of YOU.
     
  8. chris

    chris Porn Star

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    At the time you had caused me no offence, so I saw no reason why there should have been an apology - although I appreciated the pictures of this lady, who to me is anonymous.

    The rules of this forum are quite clear that no posting should positively identify anyone. That is why I and nearly everyone else does not post a picture of their face.

    I also can see no indication in your earlier postings of some kind of defence of me.

    Since then, you have used the very pictures that you posted in your apology posting against ZYZY and ZYZX.

    They could look at that posting again, see your name and an apology to me against it, put the two together and tell me to take a hike by accusing me of insincerity.

    And I wouldn't blame them if that were true.

    And who said it was just you that was slagging people off in this purely non-General Discussion, Personal thread? I didn't. If you think that then you must be feeling some small amount of guilt for getting in the way of someone's pleasure.

    ZYZY was absolutely on the nail when she said to stop bickering. I have said my piece to you now, and any reply will go unanswered, so do your worst.

    If you had good intentions towards me, then I thank you for them. But I won't be manoeuvered around to a position against either ZYZY or ZYZX.
     
  9. tallbear

    tallbear Sex Lover

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    I'm so glad to hear that.


     
  10. Nympho

    Nympho sex kitten

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    and where is that rule?
    Usually not showing your face is just a personal preference, we do not condone it here.
     
  11. Voyeur1980

    Voyeur1980 Amateur

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    :shock: whoa slow down a bit tallguy - R U saying that ZYZX is really zyzy who is really is a butch hairy assed drunken fart merchant with a fat gut bloke?

    MAN THIS PLACE ROCKS!!! YAHOO CHAT IS ALIVE & KICKING!!!!
    WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!

    hey bro!! those were supa pix of zyzy takin some. U got anymore of her like that?
     
  12. tallbear

    tallbear Sex Lover

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    Yes I do but I'm waiting until ZYZX finds his own copies on the Internet then he can post them himself as zyzy.
     
  13. Voyeur1980

    Voyeur1980 Amateur

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    Is that yes as you have more pix or yes ZYZX is a butch hairy assed drunken fart merchant with a fat gut bloke?

    bro this thread is soooooo fucking my brain up
     
  14. Voyeur1980

    Voyeur1980 Amateur

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    hey butch hairy assed drunken fart merchant with a fat gut bloke - you been telling me porkies :mad:

    i was fallin asleep reading your j thing posts and came across this what u posted :mad:
     
  15. Voyeur1980

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    Ode to ZXZxxYZXABC whatever bro !!!!!



    Some lick slowly but
    I like a hard hump
    Longways and sideways my
    Length hard in zyzys rump
    You told me shes gay but i
    C ouldn’t give a fuck
    U nder her waistline
    Now that’s where to suck
    That is unless tallguys right and I ain’t suckin no guys balls specilly if theyre stuck on a 73 year old. Fuckit there ain't no other line to add rhyme to
     
  16. Voyeur1980

    Voyeur1980 Amateur

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    okay so u think my poems are to good for u to compete with. okay i can go for that so how about this one....

    there was a young man from calcutta
    who tried to spell CUNT in sum butter
    he got to C U
    when a bias Hindu
    kicked him ass over tit in the gutter


    i learnt this off my neice. shes in primary school. :-D kewl or wot!
     
  17. Nympho

    Nympho sex kitten

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    ^ you need a pretty funny accent to rhyme 'Calcutta' with 'butter'
     
  18. Voyeur1980

    Voyeur1980 Amateur

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    what can i say. thats what cathalic education does for you. where in the uk is canada :confused:
     
  19. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Must be another phony underager. Canada is just South of Scotland.
     
  20. Nympho

    Nympho sex kitten

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    haha nice