1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    Years ago, I actually had a dog that once ate my homework. When I went to school, I told the teacher that I never bothered to do the assignment.

    Really... much easier than the result that the truth would have brought on.
     
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    1. Clover Ernest
      In 4th grade my cat ate mine, and I had to give proof. So I have the teacher the pulled on remains of the paper.
       
      Clover Ernest, May 14, 2017
  2. springsteen79

    springsteen79 xnxx lifer

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    I'd rather toss your salad! Not that you have any veggies in the house!
     
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      Actually, I have plenty of veggies in my house. I think. Potatoes are veggies, right? And I have plenty of chips and french fries and tater tots, so yeah. That food group is covered!
       
      Alison Wonderland, May 13, 2017
    2. shadowfap
      Mashed potatoes with grilled chicken breasts:drool:
       
      shadowfap, May 13, 2017
  3. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    I have two princesses, I love them dearly and could never survive without them :)
     
  4. millaboy in drag

    millaboy in drag Amateur

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    I love cross dressing dancing in my heels lol
     
  5. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    Until recently, I thought Xenophobia was a fear of Warrior Princesses...
     
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  6. Dlikes2

    Dlikes2 DLikes-fully Delicious

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    I love lounging around the house wearing nothing at all.... actually I have done housework that way too...
     
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  7. Clover Ernest

    Clover Ernest Sex Machine

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    I enjoy frequent midnight jogs
     
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  8. Deleted user 159753

    Deleted user 159753 Newcummer Banned!

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    I have been doing so many different forms of Dancing for the past few months, I could teach Country Line Dancing with my eyes closed!! :thumbsup:
     
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      I could only imagine babe haha
       
      clelovr420, May 14, 2017
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  9. Clover Ernest

    Clover Ernest Sex Machine

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    While on my midnight jogs, I sorties like to participate in immoral (slightly illegal) activities
     
  10. BlueSoul

    BlueSoul Porno Junky

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    I'm 19 and well I'm still a virgin. Well the main reason why I'm still a virgin is because thought out high school and part of college I had this skin condition on my face that caused me to develop sever skin rashes all over my face and well as a teenager that just killed my confidence with the ladies. Now that I got treatment for it my skin is clear. But I'm still not very good with meeting and talking to women. But I'm getting there I'm taking baby steps:)
     
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      My wishes go with you.
       
      Clover Ernest, May 14, 2017
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  11. Clover Ernest

    Clover Ernest Sex Machine

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    I've got 2 life plans in which I won't have to worry about a job, food, medical, shelter, or clothing - 1. Military career and retirement. 2. Death row / life sentence (most likely capital murder or treason)
     
  12. Deleted user 643675754

    Deleted user 643675754 An Xnxx Water Nymph Banned!

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    cock av pics dont impress me very much
     
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  13. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    Lots of songs make me cry, mostly happy tears, but some sad ones as well
     
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  14. castiel_

    castiel_ Sex Machine

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    I've no time for moody and miserable people.
     
  15. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    The closest I come to eating better is eating butter...
     
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      That made me literally laugh out loud.
       
      Baddog_WOOF, May 17, 2017
  16. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    I have to help my little princess with her English homework tonight
     
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  17. GingerLeo

    GingerLeo Ltpaps Princess

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    I am uncomfortable in crowds even small crowds
     
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  18. Baddog_WOOF

    Baddog_WOOF Porn Star

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    I bought and consumed jelly made from kudzu.
     
  19. Viewer1060

    Viewer1060 Porn Star

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    That is funny, thanks.