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  1. jozzmosis

    jozzmosis Porno Junky

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    I just bought a new guitar...to me this is about as sexy a woman. Am I losin' it or what...it is just so awesome to look at and of course to play.
     
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  2. aco2

    aco2 The lovechild of Sartre and De Sade

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    I just drew a picture of Jimmy Page playing a guitar just like that about a week ago.
     
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  3. two_swords

    two_swords Lord Of The Swords

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    I often compare guitars to women so you're not alone man. lol
     
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  4. jozzmosis

    jozzmosis Porno Junky

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    Aco2...lets see the pic you drew...sounds cool
     
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  5. SomLuckyLady

    SomLuckyLady Lucky Lady

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    yes...i would love to see it too!
     
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  6. jozzmosis

    jozzmosis Porno Junky

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    lets see if I can coax him to post...heres one of mine
     
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  7. jozzmosis

    jozzmosis Porno Junky

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    Damn...file is to big. I will work on it.
     
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  8. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    Yes, but can it suck your cock? ;)

    The curves of a guitar aren't so different from the curves of a woman so I can definitely see the attraction. Oh and if you play it just right, you hear something beautiful. Yep, I can see the similarities.
     
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  9. Erica2020

    Erica2020 TeaZy_E

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    I couldnt think of the similarities but now that you wrote that i do haha thanks piggit
     
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  10. Texas Jammer

    Texas Jammer m<b>ASS</b>ter J

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    I own seven guitars and I keep buying more, they are better than women in many ways, they only make a sound when you want it and never run away. They are a little hard to fuck though.
     
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  11. jozzmosis

    jozzmosis Porno Junky

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    Playing guitar has got me laid i have to admit...does drive some girls crazy:rolleyes:
     
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  12. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    Oh, I agree that guitar players are s-e-x-y. And don't think we aren't wondering about what it would feel like to have that/those calloused finger/s all around and inside us. AND we imagine you have a good sense of rhythm, tho I suppose a drummer might be a little more rhythmic.
     
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  13. jozzmosis

    jozzmosis Porno Junky

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    My reply to that is courtesy "Chubbs Peterson" from Happy Gilmore..."it's all in the hips, it's all in the hips":D
     
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  14. aco2

    aco2 The lovechild of Sartre and De Sade

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    I already posted this in an unfinished form a couple weeks ago.
     
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  15. aco2

    aco2 The lovechild of Sartre and De Sade

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    Jimmy is not supposed to look perfect, because he is graffiti on the bricks.
     
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  16. coolangatta_kate

    coolangatta_kate Amateur

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    i have a saxaphone, she gives me more enjoyment than a man sometimes...... i also played the drums for many years but unfortunately cant play them here in my apartment..... so i just have sax..... :rolleyes:
     
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  17. cavecrier

    cavecrier Sex Machine

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    NO!​
     
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  18. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    It looks great....but fucking heavy to carry on stage for two hours at a time!!!

    Oh...and piggit....guitars are phallic...in the right hands.....so I doubt they would actually suck themselves!!! :D
     
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  19. Bukkake Bunny

    Bukkake Bunny Porn Star

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    I don't see the point of a guitar like that except to wank on.
     
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  20. trooper

    trooper Sex Machine

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    NO IM THE SAME I OWN 5 AT THE MOMENT
    AND AM GETTING 3 AT CHRISTMAS YOU CANT HAVE TOO MANY
    NICE GUITAR BY THE WAY CAN YOU PLAY STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
    HAPPY STRUMMING AND PICKING BE LUCKY TROOP;)
     
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