I get turned on by people telling bad jokes

 

I guess the thought of jail time is arousing too.

 

The actual thought of fucking a guy on his 18th birthday to welcome him to adult hood. Wouldn't for real though. That is too pervy

 

Knowing that my cousins wife is pregnant with my baby

 

Fucking someones wife. Then sending her home like nothing ever happened.

 

Seeing my wife choke on a big cock while I fuck her doggy and spank her

 

I also like to masterbate while driving....love being caught...most pretend not to see...sometimes they look turned on....I cum then drive away

 

I really love the idea of blackmailing an unecperiencedgirl to do all kinds of humiliating stuff, like fucking her ass with a big dildo, or going out in clothes which are way more exposing than what she is used to. I would never touch her myself, she would have to do everything by herself. I imagine her self worth dropping, making her less hesitant every time, at the same time the tasks become more degrading every time, like going out with vibrators inside, then waiting in front of a public bathroom and offer every entering male a blowjob till a certain threshold is achieved, going top less into a cinema and masturbate, walk around in a mall and beg every male to fuck her. I would lead her on a leash, in bright daylight, with dildos sticking in both her holes. This all wouldn't happen fast after each other, there would be easy ones as well, always some time between, but I'd always make it look like that was punishment for something she did wrong, to keep her hope up. I could slash her tires for example, to make sure she is late
Would never blackmail someone, and it's probably not that easy to manipulate someone, but I like the idea.
Also I'd like to tie up someone somewhere where she get's fucked from a huge crowd, maybe all the workers of a big steelworks, and when they are done, maybe let the watchdogs fuck her as well.
Aaand fucking someone while she is on the phone with her boyfriend/husband, or, if that's not possible, with her dad, boss, son, or whatever.

 

Who knows ... what have you got ?

 

I love asking. Ladies about there past. Liaisons

 

Welcome to the neighborhood

 

Here's a couple for you:

The lawyer said, "Mickey, I hear you want to divorce Minnie because she is crazy."

Mickey said, "I didn't say Minnie was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy."

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two - one to actually change it and the other to hold the penis... LADDER! I meant ladder.

 

I love fucking other men's wives and mothers of coworkers or any men I know.

 

While we're fukin i like to make them holler and yell how they love my big cock more than their man and how their shanky's bitch now how I own their ass.

 

A more recent wrong fantasy of mine.. being blackmailed. I comply or significant other/family ends up with a packet of photos. Sometimes it includes just one guy, other times it includes that one guy allowing others to fuck me. Funny how my mind works.

Just to make things very clear: This post isn't an invitation to message me. No, I don't want to talk about it. =)

 

Seeing my load drip back out of the freshly fucked pussy

 

Yeah that's a good one

 

I found myself getting turned on a little when Jamie gets flogged in the show Outlander. Is that what you mean?

 

I have a long list of fucked up things lol but being raped by a demon or something undead is top of the list. I don’t know if anyone watched Berserk but what Griffith did to her was by far my favorite scene. Not to mention a scene in another anime where a demon possessed girl tore the head off a man while fucking him and then continued to fuck him.

Jeez. I have a problem.