Got shot in the face by my grandmother.

 

May I ask why your grandmother shot you???

I came out of a bar once and didn't see the step, I fell on my hands and knees....Talk about hurting, but I didn't have to go to the doctor...I was sober, too!!! lol

 

ouch

 

That was a big, fat, throbbing, bald-faced lie. Nana never shot moi! Jeez!

 

LMAO your to much

 

When I was 13 I was making an airfix model, I thought I'd have an experimental sniff of the glue, well the bloody plane got stuck to my nose. My mum took me to casualty (ER) and on my notes they put "glue sniffer" - I can't even remember what the bloody stuff smelled like!

 

That's the best yet!

 

Lol. A dark red cock. xD

 

i once had a rash on both my inner thighs. thought i had aids. doc said it was a skin infection because I sweat down there and needed to where loose boxers all the time.

funny thing is I was still in my early teens and was still a virgin.

 

Not exactly an answer to the thread but that has never stopped me before.

At 16 I had a physical done while I was completely fucking stoned. What kind of a doctor doesn't pick up on that?

 

when I was 7 got a boil on my penis (now a woman, was a little boy, like an SF story)

 

I never had to go to the hospital for anything embarrassing. I dropped a razor sharp pocket knife through my hand while I was in a gun store one time. That was embarrassing. I just stuffed it with kleenex and let it heal. Have a nice scar on my palm now.

 

had to see a neurologist, a proctologist and a chiropractor all at the same time for this one:

 

You should do what I do when that happens to me....

See the neuroproctopractor

 

I had to go see the Doctor when I was 16 for Poison Oak all
over my genitals.

It was this old black gal Doctor, and she says "I dont see any posion oak on
you", I droped my pants and got intant sympathy and lots of meds.

I now have lifelong mental scar, its still difficult to let old black women
fondle my genitals

 

I don't know that this was embarassing for me but the nurse sure was.I swear this is true, I will try to find and scan the 35mm pics I have somewhere.

I rehab houses on the side and about 10 years ago was resheathing a roof with new plywood. Anyway there were 4 of us one the roof, and we were using powernailers on the plywood, had 1 sheet that kept sliding down on the rafters, and just as I put my hand down to stop the slide, one of the guys shot a nail into the plywood, right threw my left hand. We got a hammer and pryed my hand and the nail up. I didn't want to remove the nail for fear of bleeding out incase something got nicked by the nail. Off to the hospital we go, left hand wrapped in a t-shirt, not bleeding too bad but swelling quickly.

Get to the hospital, explained in er what happened, Nurse said and I fucking quote here.... " WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HAMMERING?" I about fell over. Even the doctor had a good laugh on that one. He took pictures too, he had never seen a 3 1/4 " nail in a hand before.

Good news was nothing broken or torn up too bad. And I only have a small scar on both sides of my hand

 

I agree with Scottie. After my vasectomy having to jack off into a jar and take it for testing and hand it to some good looking chick.

 

talk embarrassing

didn't happen to me, i just had the explaining to do. some years back a friend of mine decided to screw a bottle. she got it stuck and called me to take her to the doc. well took her there, she couldn't speak because she was to embarrased. so i had to explain to a male nurse why she had a bottle stuck in her pussy. not very funny back then.

 

side note

side note on this, germans are crazy and wired. i know from expirience. i am german. lol

 

Oh it's not colon cancer.. trust me