1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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    Hmmmm...


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    Alas, I found my pet ladybug, Lucy, belly up and dead. She was a great little ladybug and will be missed. :(
     
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    i'm sorry lioness :(



    i've noticed that there aren't a lot of men out there that like to be dominated. that makes me sad.
     
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    I can ride my bike with no handlebars... no handlebars... no handlebars...


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    I am so tired of having to vent to people. I am so tired of being misunderstood. I am so tired of seeing just how cruel and immature people can be when I do absolutely nothing to deserve it. I fucking hate every one of you who is like that, burn in hell.
     
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    just thinking about how lame my 21st birthday is going to be. :( no damn clubs open in Frisco on valentines day. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! :p And my parents pissed me off!! They're butt hurt cause I don't want a birthday party. If like fuck I'm not 7 years old. blah blah blah......thinking about alot of damn sutupid shyt.
     
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    +1 MK on the DL

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  12. Lioness

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    OH MY GOODNESS!! Lucy's NOT dead! Her legs just started moving so I tipped her over and she's moving around!!! Wow! It's a good thing I didn't give her a funeral in the garbage can!!! :eek:
     
  13. Rain

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    :excited: Thanks for the laugh. I'm glad your ladybug is still alive.
     
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    Lucy probably wants to sleep through the cold....give her a quiet place and she will be bright and cheery come spring
     
  15. Lioness

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    Thanks Rain and L2BL!!

    Lucy spent last night and all day today under my keyboard and I just let her be. I even tried to get her to move when she went turtle, but she didn't move at all...that's why I thought she was dead. She is now resting on a 3x5 card on my desk and it is pretty quiet up here.

    The ladybugs usually hatch out and migrate in October and this room gets full of them, but apparently Lucy has had a longer life than most. Ladybug watching has been very interesting.
     
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    Thanks!! :kiss:
    Ladybug, ladybug fly away home....except my office is home for the time being!! If she makes it 'til spring, I'll take her outside where she can enjoy aphids and such.
     
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    Haha! Cool, I'll raise a glass of ginger beer to her living til the spring.
     
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