I should sneak her over again tonight.

I'm so tired, I better get some rest.

 

hedley! Doing naughty things? I'm so happy!!!

My thought---

 

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What you perceive is what forms your reality.

 

One. Six. Zero.

And today, my decision was made just that little bit easier.

Think I'm about 75% decided now. I guess I'll know soon enough without a doubt, one way or the other.

Odd that every time I think about it though, I feel only a sense of relief. You think I'd feel at least a little bit sad...

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

Playing darts again Fluffy? Be careful where ewe point them arras now!!

Q: If I have a bar of chocolate in one hand, and a bar of chocolate in the other, how many bars of chocolate do I have?

A: That'll never happen - who the hell holds bars of chocolate in their hand longer than the time it takes to lift to one's mouth and snarfle?

D'oh!!

 

Noooooo, give one of them to Fluffy, everyone knows the rules, Fluffy gets the chocolate!!!!!


My random thought- Ohhhhh Myyyyy Goshhhhhhh. I cannot believe this. Pinch me please. I can only hope that everything works out as well as I hope it will.

 

Consider yourself *pinched* - don't ewe know human chocolate is harmful to dogs? Especially when they try to pinch MY chocolate - it will mean certain death!!

NB: The above post in no way reflects a trend toward dogism - ANYBODY, alive, dead or just pretending will be susceptible to death if caught nicking my choccy!!

 

here's a thought- the statue of David is considered art, so why then am i constintly getting in trouble from cops for neing nude around my property?

 

Maybe it's not the nudeness - trying neing a little less

 

here's another, if olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from(?)

 

i knew i had to work today............

OH my head is POUNDING..

 

Denial is not real. The truth is merely someone else's perception.

 

*looking up at you innocently*

What chocolate? I don't see any chocolate..?

*scampers off, before you figured out what happened, licking chocolate flakes from his lips*

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. :excited:

 

*Aghast* (oh, and *chocolate-less* too it looks like) *sigh*

 

*slams the fluffy brakes on, smoke coming from all four paws*

*ponders*

*scampers back up to Smurf*

*reaching into his lil fluffy sporran*

*pulls out the HUGEST box of chocolates, ever seen by mortal man (or woman)*

*grins* Merry Christmas!

*scampers off cheerfully again*

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

Santa!! Come back!!

 

I'm so bored

 

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