I hate going to bed.... I Also hate *having* to go to bed ><

 

It's ok - we can do it on the couch

 

Thanks for reminding me...
*Writes note*
buy more Vodka...

 

Here - *shares mine*

 

wonderful, saved me a trip to the ol' liquor shoppe

 

that would be the olde liquore shoppe then? *kisses ewe for not being arsed about 'olde English' either*

 

I raise you 8 shots of tequila.

 

yes, that shoppe. I knew ewe would correct me

 

It is 2 flippin cold.

 

I've been masturbating too much.

 

In heaven-high
musings and many,
Far-seeking and deep debate,
Of strong things find I not any
That is as the strength of Fate.
Help nor healing is told
In soothsayings uttered of old,
In the Thracian runes, the verses
Engraven of Orpheus' pen;
No balm of virtue to save
Apollo aforetime gave,
Who stayeth with tender mercies
The plagues of the children of men.

She hath not her habitation
In temples that hands have wrought;
Him that bringeth oblation,
Behold, she heedeth him naught.
Be thou not wroth with us more,
O mistress, than heretofore;
For what God willeth soever,
That thou bringest to be;
Thou breakest in sunder the brand
Far forged in the Iron Land;
Thine heart is cruel, and never
Came pity anigh unto thee.

Thee, too, O King, hath she taken
And bound in her tenfold chain;
Yet faint not, neither complain:
The dead thou wilt no awaken
For all thy weeping again.
They perish, whom gods begot;
The night releaseth them not.
Beloved was she that died
And dear shall ever abide,
For this was the queen among women,
Admetus, that lay by thy side.

Not as the multitude lowly
Asleep in their sepulchres,
Not as their grave be hers,
But like as the gods held holy,
The worship of wayfarers.
Yea, all that travel the way
Far off shall see it and say,
Lo, erst for her lord she died,
To-day she sitteth enskied;
Hail, lady, be gracious to usward;
That always her honor abide.
--Euripides

 

what swims faster, a horse or a dog?

 

horses dont swim they paddle

 

Don't doggies paddle too?

 

mmmm interesting but stoopid LOL

 

but they got paws so the move faster its unwise to take a horse out its depths

 

I feel overrated in football, despite 6 TDs in 3 games..

 

A horsey could swim if he had a submarine and could navigate underwater

 

wow.... Euripides... stupid?

*is at a loss for words*

 

well its all GREEK to me