‎What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

 

How in the hell can a camel fit through the eye of a needle?

 

It can't, and that's the whole meaning to the saying. "A rich man can go through the gates of heaven as easily as a camel can go through the eye of a needle."

 

The climate where I live here on the Mahave desert is probably similar to yours in Australia. Do you use any lotion on your skin? I've discovered that Jergens Shea Butter lotion works wonderfully on my body. In the States it's also pretty inexpensive.

 

I am horny!:excited:

 

I can help.
:excited::excited:

 

Feeling blah

 

I wonder if we are going to have a bad winter this year.

 

NOW I am officially depressed!!!!!!!!!

 

No point being depressed! Tomorrow is always a brand new day......trust me :rose:

 

Come here love, have a big hug and a curly wurly. :excited:

 

Men I'm so sorry to tell you but there is no need to lie. I promise I won't laugh if you tell me that you need a night light to sleep. But I will laugh if you tell me that it (being the night light) has starwberry shortcake on it.

And lastly, no need in making that the only highlight to us knowing each other because you have issues in your sexuality.

 

I hope tomorrow isn't as boring as the last two days

 

Thank you, I was depressed because I was was having problems finding pictures for a thread I was working on, just got it finished!!

I wish you luck, my last two days have been totally fantastic!!! Except for the picture fiasco I experienced. lol:laughing:

 

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars

 

You took that wayyyyyyyyyy to seriously. Keep in mind the theme of the thread - random thoughts don't necessarily require replies.

 

If everything I say is a lie, then I'm telling the truth.

 

My throat is so scratchy

 

A nice warm cuppa cream ought to work? Shall I mix some up for you?

 

I got some green tea with honey and I'm sucking on a eucalyptus lolly. Win win win! But thank you! :excited: