Some of the greatest sex can happen without love.

and

total love can happen without any sex at all. Humans are fucked anyway you look at it.

 

What is a four letter word ending in k, with a definition of intercourse?

 

What kind of cross word puzzle are you working on??

 

If you think about the clue and keep your mind off porn, you would quickly deduce that the solution has nothing to do with sex. Unless, of course, you use the solution during sex, then all bets are off.

 

Haha got it - talk?

 

Is it talk?

 

Great minds think alike

 

So, were we right?

 

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Failure to let go of the past coupled with infidelity and violence are even worse

 

Mavis: What have you done that for?
Bob: What? What have I done?
Mavis: You paid the goddamn ferryman!!
Bob: No. No I didn't
Mavis: Ferryman? Did he just pay you?
Ferryman: Why, yes ma'am, he did
Mavis: *hits Bob in the arm* Mother always told me I should've married Fred when I had the chance!! HE wouldn't have paid the ferryman!!
Bob: What's the big deal?
Mavis: He's going to pitch us over the side of the ferry now!! Oh, I can't believe how stupid you've been, Bob!
Bob: Mavis? Darling?
Mavis: *snittily* What, Bob?
Bob: What on earth are you talking about, my dear?
Mavis: The words of that song...what's it called? Don't pay the ferryman? By that young chap. Bruce Springsteen, was it?
Bob: I can't remember, Mavis. I much prefer the big bands, you know that
Mavis: Well, even so! I cannot believe you just paid the ferryman!
Bob: Darling, this is the Mersey Ferry, not some raft in the middle of nowhere!
Mavis: DON'T YOU TRY TO BELITTLE ME, BOB MORRISS!! I'VE PUT UP WITH A LOT FROM YOU OVER THE YEARS!! FIRST, YOU WANTED SEX WITH THE LIGHT ON, THEN YOU PUT *IT* UP MY BUM!! NOW, YOU'RE TRYING TO HUMILIATE ME IN PUBLIC
Other passengers: *shocked applause, interspersed with nervous giggling*
Mavis: *explodes*

 

Last night pretty much proved to me that the only person I can, or even should ever trust, is myself.

 

It's not possible to live life without failure. To live without failure is to exist so cautiously that one is not living at all.

 

After being a month late, the monsoon finally blew into the Mohave. She arrived in style with hail, inches of rain, wind and red, wet, lips.

 

That was my daily Smc giggle, don't ya just luv her.

 

Special joke:Q. Why does the mermaid where sea shells???
A. Cuz the Bee ones didn fit.

Yea. I didn't laguh either.

 

I wish I didn't have to wake up anymore

 

Sometimes when I meditate and go into alpha, I can almost see the other 10 universes lined up like the pages in a thin book.. String Theory.

All things are possible in this life and in the other lives we all have lived. :rose:

 

I think I definitely need some cheese on toast *famished I is*