A pizza taco? Well, I won't knock the taste until I've tried it, but..

Fuck that's a big taco. :shock:

 

You destroyed me.

Thanks.

 

To those who suck: a teaspoon of sperm contains 48 calories.
A normal man who ejaculates daily, spurts out 1-1/2 teaspoons of cum.

Human sperm from a healthy man is filled with nutritious chemicals.

The normal human mouth and average penis are perfectly matched through thousands of years of evolution to create intense pleasure in both the sucker and suckee.

I think we should have a special day honoring all cocksuckers, be they male or female... Long live cocksuckers!

 

Does anyone else feel ill watching little kids gorge on Halloween candy?

 

Yes.

 

Suddenly the kids don't seem that bad. :-~

 

Yep! When I look at that photo, I'm reminded of Mr. Creosote in Monty Python's 'Meaning of Life'.

 

"itz wahfar theen"

 

"Oh sir, it's only a tiny, little thin one."
"Nah, Fuck off, I'm Full!"

 

"fetch me a bucket"

 

"Another bucket for Monsieur ... and perhaps a hose"

 

So close.....and so out of reach. Good thing i'm not a troublemaker.

 

Leave for a while and things change so much.

How sad it must be to know your not the bright crayon in the box.

Last randome thought: Blaming someone else for a lie that you created because that person doesn't respect your morals anymore isn't a nice thing to do.

 

Really....I'm more this type.....
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But what I REALLY wanted to say was this....."Lioness....how many critters you got in that house????"

 

I'm going to kill a city if I can't get onto that motherfucking chat room.

 

*twitch*

Why. Why. WHY is it that when

1. I have the chance to use it,
2. want to use it,
3. have a reason to want to use it,

that I can't get ON?

 

When they say free your mind and the rest will follow...where's it following me too??

 

I wonder if it will snow again this Christmas... God I hope so.