1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Stardust8937

    Stardust8937 Sex Lover

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    The sex stories site is still fucked up. When you post a story a lot of slashes appear all through the story /////.

    The tech's must have their hands full with this site. :cool:
     
  2. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    why.
     
  3. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I haven't seen my kitchen spider for several days and now there are 4 ladybugs flying/crawling around in here....
     
  4. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Please disregard what I said about Kitchen Spider...IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!
     
  5. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    George is still living in my drivers side mirror, he appears to be very happy and has taken up extreme sports. I don't know what you would call it but it appears to be a cross between bungie jumping and sky diving.

    When I get the car moving at over 30mph he appears to jump out on his spidey string and hang in the wind before crawling back up to the mirror and doing it all over again, and I am damn sure I can hear maniacal laughter and see a massive grin on his little face as he does it. Crazy little guy.
     
  6. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    I've been asking that question for days. But in my case, I've decided it's just because the person in question (not you) is a prick.;)
     
  7. naughtygirl666

    naughtygirl666 The beautiful game's Red temptress

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    Why am i still not asleep...grrrrrrrr:mad:
     
  8. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Mmm... the perfect weekend to get that extra hour! :)
     
  9. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    My boss is frustrating, she doesn't seem to pay attention when we are on the phone(at end of shift, when I am d-u-n) we must be careful with our criticism here, right?
    I don't know what to say to her, without jeopardizing my job. Its so frustrating!
    Couple this with the fact that some inattentive fool was driving 20 or 30?! km below limit, and kept this up all the way home, how tempted I was to floor it and make a shock wave as I blew past this dolt!
    Grrrr too much shit of late!
     
  10. naughtygirl666

    naughtygirl666 The beautiful game's Red temptress

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    Just ordered vegetarian ugg boots...wow they were hard to find. I think they should remember to cater for those of us that will not wear animal skin.
     
  11. Krieg

    Krieg Unholy

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    Just had a fond memory of flying in a Chopper as the MCpl blasted "Fire Woman" out the loudspeakers... gets the blood going..
     
  12. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Hey love, you know he just isn't worth your time or effort, nothing further needs to be said.:kiss:
     
  13. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    I did have something profound to say but got distracted.
     
  14. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Because of Richief, I can no longer put on my makeup before I straighten my hair with the flat iron. I laugh until I cry, and then have to re-do the makeup. :excited: :excited: :excited: ​

    (I didn't DARE respond with the dreaded 3 letters!):kiss:
     
  15. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Much as I appreciate that comment, I feel so pissed off with life that I am considering just going away, I am getting tired of a lot of things and can't raise a smile.
     
  16. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    I am a people watcher. Sometimes I look around and think, "There goes the real reason contraceptives were invented."
     
  17. DrewLongstrider

    DrewLongstrider Porn Star Banned!

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    You too?; it reminds me of the time...what? oh never mind!
     
  18. Stardust8937

    Stardust8937 Sex Lover

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    I drink a lot of green tea, but yet couldn't bring myself to join the Tea Party.

    Retrograde movements are always a waste of time...Things move on, the world moves on,

    All countries rise and fall.:cool:
     
  19. GayGuy40

    GayGuy40 Geordie Trollop

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    Chariots of Fire....

    A film about running..... in slow motion :eek:

    What's all that about?
     
  20. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    It was the 1920s. They all ran slow back then. The film was actually speeded up.