1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    There is no place else to put this. Especially since in Memorxe. I've actually seen it before but probably didn't appreciate it enough while it was actually happening.

    But in retrospect (as in reruns) when the real Gov. David Paterson showed up on Weekend Update rivaled if not surpassed the night Jane Reno showed up on SNL.:excited:

    And sad as it is if it wasn't for New York Governor David Paterson I would might not readily remember that other State: New Jersey. I even had to look it up to make sure there was a New Jersey.
     
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  2. bi_daddy_lover

    bi_daddy_lover Equal Opportunity Lover

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    Great!!!! I was banned on one site without doing something bad :mad::rolleyes:

    FUCK IT!!!
     
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  3. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    That was fun :)
     
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  4. bi_daddy_lover

    bi_daddy_lover Equal Opportunity Lover

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    Hey Prowl! How's you buddy?
     
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  5. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Isn't it ironic that the thing you least admire in other people is probably your own worst trait? It really does take one to know one
     
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  6. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    Very much so..........I was at a girls house yesterday and just as I was thinking what a fucking Pigsty it was, she claimed to have OCD.......:excited:

    I made my excuses and left....
     
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  7. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    James Bond marathon on Syfy today. Looks like I know what I'm doing this stormy afternoon!
     
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  8. KEVIN055

    KEVIN055 Porn Surfer Suspended!

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    What's on your mind?
     
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  9. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    What do tigers dream of
    when they take a little tiger snooze?
    Do they dream of mauling zebras
    or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit?
    Don't you worry your pretty tiger head
    we're gonna get you back to Tyson
    and your cozy tiger bed
    Then we're gonna find our best friend Doug
    and we're gonna give him a best friend hug
    Doug, Doug oh Doug, Doug, Dougie Doug Doug
    But if he's been murdered by chrystal meth tweakers
    then we're shit out of luck.

    :lol: modern classics make me smile
     
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  10. Carri

    Carri Porn Star

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    This shift is zooming past. And the make nurse i'm on shift with is a bit of a hunk ;) yes, it's safe to say, I am DEFINITELY enjoying this night shift :excited:
     
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  11. indeedable

    indeedable Midget Pervette

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    You can't always get what you want.. But if you try sometimes.. you find.. you get what you neeeeeed...
     
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  12. Formerly Yak

    Formerly Yak Masculine Musician

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    Good for you baby. :kiss:
    What if someone needs to get fucked?
     
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  13. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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  14. onehandedtypist

    onehandedtypist Porn Star

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  15. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    The best available doesn't necessarily mean the best.
     
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  16. Formerly Yak

    Formerly Yak Masculine Musician

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    Oh hello... [​IMG]
     
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  17. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    That Orange Chicken was good but very filling
     
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  18. Formerly Yak

    Formerly Yak Masculine Musician

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    Meet Guinness' ugly American cousin.
    The Dirty Bastard. Seriously.

    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Is it Ol' Dirty Bastard? :p
     
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  20. Krieg

    Krieg Unholy

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    Jews..
    They're Jewish.

    *twas a random thought*
     
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