1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. BeastlySoul

    BeastlySoul Porn Star

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  2. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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  3. Pussy Patrol

    Pussy Patrol Porn Star Suspended!

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    Oh I know xnxx will never be up to some people's standard, but it would be nice to have all posts automatically spellchecked once "Submit Reply" has been selected.
     
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  4. Pussy Patrol

    Pussy Patrol Porn Star Suspended!

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    In 2003, lecturers and students from the University of Plymouth MediaLab Arts course used a £2,000 grant from the Arts Council to study the literary output of real monkeys. They left a computer keyboard in the enclosure of six Celebes Crested Macaques in Paignton Zoo in Devon in England for a month, with a radio link to broadcast the results on a website.

    Not only did the monkeys produce nothing but five pages consisting largely of the letter S, the lead male began by bashing the keyboard with a stone, and the monkeys continued by urinating and defecating on it. Phillips said that the artist-funded project was primarily performance art, and they had learned "an awful lot" from it. He concluded that monkeys "are not random generators. They're more complex than that. ... They were quite interested in the screen, and they saw that when they typed a letter, something happened. There was a level of intention there."
     
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  5. spermloop

    spermloop Watching Porn.

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    -what is life to you?
    _what is life to me?
    -Yea, what is life to you?
    _I don't know how to answer that.
    -Wow you seem a little slow.
    _I'm not slow. I just don't want to scare you away with my answer.
    -Nothing in this odd world scares me.
    _Okay, life to me is Love Imagining Fucking Everyone!
    - What the Fuck!!! (Runs away)
    :lol:
     
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  6. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  7. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Nitol
     
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  8. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    I'd just like to share this - the tune is reminscent of Daft Punk, and I love the video.

    [YOUTUBE]lw97SWRo70I[/YOUTUBE]
     
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  9. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Well it finally happened - after a few japes telling Mr Babe I would have to find a toyboy if he couldn't keep up with my libido, we were trying to work out our schedule this week - which night to go out for a meal, which night to have some quality time (i.e. sex) and which nights each of us were busy doing other things. I gave up trying to work it out and said he could put his mind to it - his reply was 'Does the sex have to involve you?' :eek:
     
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  10. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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  11. spermloop

    spermloop Watching Porn.

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    She
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    Diped
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  12. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  13. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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  14. spermloop

    spermloop Watching Porn.

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    Leaping
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    Everywhere
    :mrgreen:
     
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  15. Starsa

    Starsa Sex Machine

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    But the tigers come at night
    With their voices soft as thunder
    As they tear your hope apart
    As they turn your dream to shame

    He slept a summer by my side
    He filled my days with endless wonder
    He took my childhood in his stride
    But he was gone when autumn came



    When autumn came....
     
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  16. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  17. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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  18. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Man catches Monster Barracuda 6.9 ft., 102 lbs., in an Angola river. :eek:

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  19. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    What a coincidence!!! I was thinking the same thing!!! :rolleyes:
     
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  20. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Does the sex have to involve you?

    That's why I joined XNXX in the first place....since I had to do-it-myself b/c my 2-b-x didn't want sex anymore no matter how much I needed it, it was nice to get some male interaction and assistance here!! Then he walked out on me....
     
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