1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. JamesBond oh!oh!7

    JamesBond oh!oh!7 Porn Star

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    Oh oh he most certainly has .... Er...is :excited:
     
  2. Deleted user 3555785

    Deleted user 3555785 the iron butterfly Banned!

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    Are you 'coming' as well James? :excited::rose::kiss:
     
  3. deadly_dalia

    deadly_dalia Porn Star

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    A girl on Facebook posted a link to a groupon that she wanted. Being in the Christmas spirit or idk wtf, I went and bought it for her and emailed it to her. She's a girl from HS and I haven't spoken to her in years, but I thought it would be a nice surprise gift and just some sort of act of random kindness...

    I know she got it and I know she's been online... but she hasn't said anything.

    Maybe it was weird rather than nice... :(
     
  4. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    These next two days are going to be so boring
     
  5. JamesBond oh!oh!7

    JamesBond oh!oh!7 Porn Star

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    Right big man LETS HAVE IT!!!!!! Party started in Newcastle :excited:

    Actually started about 2.30 whilst peeling sprouts and crackin a tinnie :)

    All the best my pervy fucker friends :kiss:
     
  6. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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  7. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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    Michigan is full of those eight-inchers.
     
  8. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Finally got the Christmas tree up today; son decorated it, forcing as many of the baubleson it as he could; add in every single strand of tinsel I own, save for two, and a mask of one of the guys from one direction, who looks horribly and creepily like justin beiber adorning the tippitty-top, and I swear it looks like a fairy's vomited over the damned thing!!

    There's no lights on it!!

    This was decorated following the huge fight we had where he wanted to put the tree in front of the couch...? Is this just a man-thing, not thinking or planning, or is it just my boy who appears a little touched in the head at times, while at others, he's like some 'powered by Duracell' braniac!!

    REALLY looking forward to taking the damned thing down now...more than usual haha!!
     
  9. KaioticEvil

    KaioticEvil Porn Star

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    shut up. shut UP, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU CRAZY DRUNK CUNT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    SHUT UP.

    SERIOUSLY.

    SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. MOM.
     
  10. JamesBond oh!oh!7

    JamesBond oh!oh!7 Porn Star

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    Rage against the Machine - Sex Pistols - Bing Crosby .....My lads are fucking mint! :)
     
  11. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    This beer is pretty good but it's not helping me feel better...
     
  12. JamesBond oh!oh!7

    JamesBond oh!oh!7 Porn Star

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    Enforced celibacy is sooooo fucking over rated :(
     
  13. fungus

    fungus Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Fifteen fucking Christmas related threads on the front page of GD.

    *sheesh*
     
  14. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    I should be in bed but I don't feel sleepy yet
     
  15. ridgerunner

    ridgerunner gardener of stone

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    here is a novel and random thought for the site to ponder
    why can we not have a rule applied that any person shall not be allowed in excess of 1 account per email?
    that way these useless piece of shit jackasses like ol putrefying pussy and the ilk could be dealt with properly so that the remaining members could gain some peace?
     
  16. fungus

    fungus Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Interesting thought there ridgerunner.

    The one account per email thingy is put in place to "govern down" the sign up process, you know, for the "outside spammers". The hundreds of thousands of computer generated accounts don't need an email.

    That being the case, just how would you deal with pp and the ilk?
     
  17. ridgerunner

    ridgerunner gardener of stone

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    be happy that my ways are not exactly legal
    you and those like you that openly admit to being frauds and abusers should be executed along with the pedophiles and rapists
     
  18. fungus

    fungus Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Your words, not mine.

    The mere fact you even mention such denotes that you are the one with issues.

    Perhaps instead of wasting your time on here you should seek help?
     
  19. ridgerunner

    ridgerunner gardener of stone

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    i know word for word what i say you dolt
    you deserve the fait you have earned
     
  20. fungus

    fungus Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Perhaps if your posts were gramatically correct I might be bothered responding to your lame retorts?

    Till that happens, fuck off.