1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. JamesBond oh!oh!7

    JamesBond oh!oh!7 Porn Star

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    Well I think thats what they call a bitter sweet day ... Funny how things work out
     
  2. Formerly Yak

    Formerly Yak Masculine Musician

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    I just woke up but I don't want to leave the bed. OR make food. Or do anything. What is this Monday feeling?
    I feel like drinking already.
     
  3. JamesBond oh!oh!7

    JamesBond oh!oh!7 Porn Star

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    Cheers mate! :)
     
  4. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    This isn't random - but I'm just about sick of sock accounts, and people accusing others of being this person or that person. Grrrrr :mad:
     
  5. JamesBond oh!oh!7

    JamesBond oh!oh!7 Porn Star

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    Couldnt agree more :rose:
     
  6. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    I love the British sense of humour - dry and sarcastic :cool:
     
  7. JamesBond oh!oh!7

    JamesBond oh!oh!7 Porn Star

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    Time for an overdue clear out
     
  8. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    What if this world is another planet's Hell?
     
  9. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    I like that idea L4! Never thought of that before. That sounds like a great basis for a story. Mind if I steal it?

    There once was a planet called Virda. When bad people died they went to Hell. What exactly passed for 'bad' was decided by The Council. By the time the Virdans who went to Hell got there, they had absolutely no idea they were Virdans. As far as they were concerned they had only ever known Hell. They called Hell, "Earth."

    There you go, I've stolen it already.
     
  10. GayGuy40

    GayGuy40 Geordie Trollop

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    Why are there no words that rhyme with orange, silver or purple?
    Is the colour mafia keeping this shit from us?
     
  11. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    Curpel rhymes with purple
    Silver rhymes with chilver

    Orange - you got me on that one
     
  12. GayGuy40

    GayGuy40 Geordie Trollop

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    Smartarse.
    Hang around a lot of animals, do we, ITME? Lol :excited:
     
  13. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    You should read my latest story! :)
     
  14. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Purple - Burble. Not exact but pretty damn close :cool:
     
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  16. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Nothing is truly dry and sarcastic.;)
     
  17. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    This is certainly the case in Somerset, oo ar!!
     
  18. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    I can think of a few men who conform to 'Men are like dogs. They're excited to see us, and have no idea why we're mad'

    Not that I'm often mad at anyone in particular :cool:
     
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  19. L+R

    L+R Porn Star Suspended!

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    Remember that 'awkward' moment last year cija? When you and I were the only ones on? Scary :eek:
     
  20. barlow1209

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    I want to go to bed