What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Pussies are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside. :)

My gf came out of the shower and said, "I shaved my pussy you know what that means?" I said, "Yeah the fucking drain's clogged again."

Company who make women's vibrators is called...... Genital Electric.

If a wife is laughing at her Husband's jokes, • • • it means.. they have guests at home.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car? Carlos!

Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.

Q: How do you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? A: Tell them you can't cum.

Masturbation is like procrastination, it’s all good n fun until u realize u r only fucking yourself

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used. :D

Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone. I was like, whoa slow down there. I'll have sex with you, but friendship is a serious commitment.

Sex is like pizza, if you're going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you're doing

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Fornication: Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw with.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.