Alison Wonderland
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Birthday:
Feb 14, 1998 (Age: 19)
Location:
The Heartland
Occupation:
Student

Alison Wonderland

Famous in a Small Town, 19, from The Heartland

"Toddlers & Tiaras" is a show that is called that because "Future Strippers" and "Fame Seeking Twat Moms" just didn't have the same ring... Jul 18, 2017 at 1:23 PM

    1. nadoknar2
      nadoknar2
      another attractive AV pic, my compliments
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    2. Alison Wonderland
      Alison Wonderland
      My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker. I told her to roll them tighter.
      1. Koontz
        Koontz
        Oh my God fucking hilarious
        Jul 20, 2016
      2. Hostest
        Hostest
        Love it
        Jul 20, 2016
      3. rgstein
        rgstein
        Such an adorable granddaughter...
        Jul 20, 2016
    3. amry3321
      amry3321
      Haha I love your statuses, they crack me up
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      2. Alison Wonderland
        Alison Wonderland
        Thank you. And I love your photos. Who is the lucky lady?
        Jul 20, 2016
    4. Pussydoll
      Pussydoll
      Door swings both ways…but not of a car…hahah
    5. caitlin-anne
      caitlin-anne
      I was going to rate all your photos from 1 to 10, but they all got a 10 :)
      1. Alison Wonderland
        Alison Wonderland
        I was gonna rate how good you make me feel but nobody has named that number yet because nobody has gotten to it yet...
        Jul 19, 2016
    6. Tech69
      Tech69
      Hey girl you forget me? ;)
      1. Alison Wonderland
        Alison Wonderland
        No baby, never. Just been hella busy. I won't forget you.
        Jul 20, 2016
      2. Tech69
        Tech69
        ;)
        Jul 21, 2016
    7. Koontz
      Koontz
      Another beautiful A.V. you are so gorgeous
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    8. Alison Wonderland
      Alison Wonderland
      Inspirational message of the day: When life hands you lemons, make sure you throw them at every fuckweasel who pisses you off...
      1. Phat COCK
        Phat COCK
        My cock is swollen
        Jul 19, 2016
      2. MountainGoat
        MountainGoat
        Now that is the kind of attitude I can fully support.
        Jul 19, 2016
    9. caitlin-anne
      caitlin-anne
      So pretty that she makes my eyes bleed
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      3. legallysyn
        legallysyn
        You didn't pass out on us did you luv?
        Jul 17, 2016
      4. Alison Wonderland
        Alison Wonderland
        No, it's the mountain air. It's so thin that sometimes I have to catch my breath! Wait, I live in Kansas -- we don't have mountains...
        Jul 17, 2016
      5. legallysyn
        legallysyn
        Seriously though. Hi.. I'm Syn. Kansas is flat as ohio. I know I've been there.. corn corn corn. COW!! Corn corn
        Jul 17, 2016
    10. Alison Wonderland
      Alison Wonderland
      I've pinpointed why Oscar is such a grouch. All his friends have houses on Sesame Street and he has to live in their fuckin' trash...
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      2. baman42
        baman42
        Over 45 years, the secret has been revealed.
        Jul 16, 2016
    11. Alison Wonderland
      Alison Wonderland
      I'm watching too much porn or I'm roleplaying too much. I went for my check-up and got pissed when my doctor and nurse didn't fuck me...
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      2. JohnJericho
        JohnJericho
        I would have fucked you and the nurse!
        Jul 16, 2016
      3. Koontz
        Koontz
        I am pretty sure there are support groups for that type of thing.
        Jul 16, 2016
      4. Aimeej354
        Aimeej354
        I've had the same thought
        Aug 27, 2016
    12. Alison Wonderland
      Alison Wonderland
      How come every time the doorbell rings, dogs automatically assume it's for them?
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      2. Alison Wonderland
        Alison Wonderland
        Thank you Mr. Literal
        Jul 15, 2016
      3. baman42
        baman42
        No problem Mrs. Literal.
        Jul 15, 2016
      4. rgstein
        rgstein
        What kinda dog do you have?
        Jul 15, 2016
    13. rgstein
      rgstein
      You remind me of Anna from Frozen with those sparkling, mischievous eyes and smile :)
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      2. Alison Wonderland
        Alison Wonderland
        Anna fucking Elsa makes for some very cumpelling porn...
        Jul 14, 2016
      3. Koontz
        Koontz
        I would agree most definitely
        Jul 14, 2016
      4. rgstein
        rgstein
        Nah, I'd rather it were me fucking some real life Queen like Elsa,
        Jul 15, 2016
    14. Koontz
      Koontz
      The photos of you are absolutely breath taking.
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    15. Koontz
      Koontz
      Thank you for the follow!!!
      1. Alison Wonderland
        Alison Wonderland
        I was gonna be content to let you follow me. Then I led us into some weird fuckin places so I thought it would be safer if I just followed you...
        Jul 15, 2016
      2. Koontz
        Koontz
        Lol probably a good idea !!!
        Jul 15, 2016
      3. Koontz
        Koontz
        However i never know where i may end up so we both might be screwed
        Jul 15, 2016
    16. Koontz
      Koontz
      Another gorgeous AV!!!!
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      2. Alison Wonderland
        Alison Wonderland
        Yay!! They are like the gifs that keep on giving!
        Jul 14, 2016
      3. Koontz
        Koontz
        Yes they are. Would love to recreate them in real life
        Jul 14, 2016
      4. Koontz
        Koontz
        Added a ton more gifs
        Jul 17, 2016
    17. Frevilly
      Frevilly
      i amazed looking at you ... You own my Heart land tooo .. *Smiles*
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    18. Alison Wonderland
      Alison Wonderland
      If you own a parrot and you don't teach it to say "Get the fuck out before he turns you into a bird, too!", then you're not even trying...
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      2. rgstein
        rgstein
        Now I wanna buy a parrot just for this lol
        Jul 14, 2016
      3. Alison Wonderland
        Alison Wonderland
        @rgstein - you got some 'splainin to do. We had a telephone pole go missing from our front yard and I think I found it in your avatar pic...
        Jul 15, 2016
      4. rgstein
        rgstein
        @Alison Wonderland , are you sure it was a telephone pole? I was told a rare redwood was missing from your area ;)
        Jul 15, 2016
    19. Mooregue
      Mooregue
      Hahahaha. You crack me up. You seem to have a pretty baller personality. Haha. Keep em cummin!!
    20. hannahsbigdaddy
      hannahsbigdaddy
      Thanks for following me..
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    Birthday:
    Feb 14, 1998 (Age: 19)
    Location:
    The Heartland
    Occupation:
    Student
    Gender:
    Female
    Sexual Orientation:
    Bisexual
    Hey, I'm Ali. I have no idea what I want to do with my life. So what do I know? I know I kissed a boy and I liked it. And I kissed a girl and I liked it. I know I love reading books and watching movies and listening to all kinds of music. I love to play my guitar and ride my horse and I love to jump in puddles with my bare feet. I tend to say "fuck" a lot. I dream a lot, too much probably, and I dream in colors that aren't made by Crayola. I march to my own drumbeat and it is often out of rhythm with the rest of the band. And that is pretty much the story of me. In short, I'm just a girl still searching for my place in this world. Please let me know if you find it. Peace.

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